I hate a lot of things but at the moment.....I hate how I cant get a single hat drop in tf2 when people around me are getting 2 hats a week.
The hate thread.
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What do I hate? I hate a lot of stuff. Racists, sexists, anyone who discriminates and ends in an -ist, really. I also hate the overly pessimistic, who are apparently "emo" as though emotions are terrible and should be avoided. I hate that term too, "emo." I hate alcohol. I hate anarchists who don't know the first thing about the government. I hate bibs and tractors. I hate being mislead. There's probably more, and I certainly could be here all day, but that's enough, I think.
But you know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
But you know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
I hate stepping on little pieces of food on the ground with my sock on. IT DRIVES ME INSANE!
And I hate knowing that most of the fuckers IN traffic aren't there for a good goddamn reason.Zyst said:
YES!CaptainAverage said:
I ALSO hate people who think you're trying to rip them off, when they could very well go kill themselves or someone else.
I'm a mechanic! SAFETY IS MY JOB!
Im watching lord of the rings on Tv...the sound is cranked...the middle of the fight for helm's deep ...and an advertisement starts, and no that isn't my annoyance, its that whoever made the commercial had his amp turned amp up to 11 ( you get a cookie if you got that reference) and my ears get assaulted with the slap chop guy trying to tell me that im going to love his nuts.
I hate it when threads like these don't feel good. [small]zing![/small]CaptainAverage said:
But in all seriousness, a good wank is better than a hate thread any day.
I hate it when you post something in a thread but you know the posts never going to be noticed because there's already way too many posts or the thread just doesn't take off.
Seriously, one of the threads was about something I said! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.231721-your-avatar-as-a-weapon?page=1] I only joined in at the bottom of page 12.
I also hate it when I do something to remind myself what an attention seeking, self-centred knob I am. Like making a post just so people will look at something I said.
Now to enforce that and cheer myself up at the same time by reposting something happy I posted in a thread that didn't take off.
And now I'm calm again...
EDIT:
Edited some spelling fails I made because I'm tired and should probably be in bed right now...
Seriously, one of the threads was about something I said! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.231721-your-avatar-as-a-weapon?page=1] I only joined in at the bottom of page 12.
I also hate it when I do something to remind myself what an attention seeking, self-centred knob I am. Like making a post just so people will look at something I said.
Now to enforce that and cheer myself up at the same time by reposting something happy I posted in a thread that didn't take off.
And now I'm calm again...
EDIT:
Edited some spelling fails I made because I'm tired and should probably be in bed right now...
A lot of motorists around here (Shropshire, England) are pissing me off to no end.
I don't drive myself but when as a passenger, I can loose count of the idiots who overtake us and have near misses with traffic in the opposite direction. It's unsettling and sometimes genuinely frightening. Even saw one idiot overtake us, pass right ahead of a wide pedestrian "island" in the middle of the road and then back again, with a blind sharp-ish corner not 50 yards ahead of that
Oh and some pricks who are in a hurry and either a) tailgate you or worse b) honk horns to let them know they're divine entities that are entitled to the road more than us mere mortals and are in a hurry, to which under ten seconds later we will have caught up to them as they slow to a stop in the midst of a traffic jam or a simple red light.
Oh and the usual such as narcissism in any context, over-the-top grammar nazis and unfounded negative opinions people seem to harbour towards something they've only heard the name of and have never tried themselves, weather it be games, films or countries
I don't drive myself but when as a passenger, I can loose count of the idiots who overtake us and have near misses with traffic in the opposite direction. It's unsettling and sometimes genuinely frightening. Even saw one idiot overtake us, pass right ahead of a wide pedestrian "island" in the middle of the road and then back again, with a blind sharp-ish corner not 50 yards ahead of that
Oh and some pricks who are in a hurry and either a) tailgate you or worse b) honk horns to let them know they're divine entities that are entitled to the road more than us mere mortals and are in a hurry, to which under ten seconds later we will have caught up to them as they slow to a stop in the midst of a traffic jam or a simple red light.
Oh and the usual such as narcissism in any context, over-the-top grammar nazis and unfounded negative opinions people seem to harbour towards something they've only heard the name of and have never tried themselves, weather it be games, films or countries
This I can relate to a lot. There are a few narrow streets and pavements in towns here and some groups of people like nothing more than to stand there and natter amongst themselves from the width of the shop window to the edge of the pavement, making the entire ensemble impassable and yes, making everyone else walk off to the road then back on again.Spot1990 said:
Sometimes I tactfully look at the rabble and eye up where the group is weakest and announce "Excuse me, coming through" in an firm-but-fair tone of voice, eventually squeezing through the group. I tend to meet the sometimes aghast faces with a pure poker face expression or one of disgust in the vain hope they'll realise that their bloody arses are in the fecking way!
Religion
Righteous people
Grammar Nazis
Metrosexuals
Achievements in most (95%) games
Reality TV-shows (Popstars and crap like it)
People who post knee-jerk reactions under news-topics on websites
enviromentalists (they lack realism)
vegetarians that tell you that meat is murder (the ones that keep quiet are cool)
...thats about it for now.
Righteous people
Grammar Nazis
Metrosexuals
Achievements in most (95%) games
Reality TV-shows (Popstars and crap like it)
People who post knee-jerk reactions under news-topics on websites
enviromentalists (they lack realism)
vegetarians that tell you that meat is murder (the ones that keep quiet are cool)
...thats about it for now.
I hate people that use anime characters as their avatar. I also hate people that believe the guilty party should be put to death for their crimes no matter how simple, or how they think that those people are really stupid and make humanity worse as a whole which I disagree with fully.
Both of these things get on my nerves. Especially Cracked because sometimes their videos can be really funny but if I see that Newcastle Brown Ale commercial one more time I'm going to snap. And what's worse than websites that automatically play music (and for some reason hide the music player so that it blends into the background or something so you can never find it to turn it off) are the ads that play music or voices. I often have 5 or 6 tabs open at once and when one of them starts talking to me I have to sort through all of the tabs and scroll completely up and down to find that certain ad and then hope that it comes with a mute button.Ironic Pirate said:
Oh, and sorry to rain on this parade but there was a similar thread like this a while back and a lot of people got in trouble and the thread was locked.
god i hate that so much... its like the one food that is impossible to get unstuck from the roof of your mouth without having to use your handsLustFull0ne said:
Edit: i also hate most of the things that people love... like Justin Bieber, or texting.
and i hate that "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU WON!!!" voice that randomly plays on certain websites