The Heart Attack Grill

[historybuff]

Just looking at that makes me queasy.

 

[happysock]

Has Anyone here ever heard of this place? It sounds both amazing and horrible at the same time.

Link [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKRSYAuSNg&eurl=http://www.youtube.com/user/MrMortabit&feature=player_profilepage]

They have a burger with over 8,000 calories in it! Its called the Quadruple Bypass Burger, and rightly so!

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I would love to see my friend eat this, when he eats a big mac he eats it layer by layer its so wierd and funny, it would literally take him a year to eat it

 

[Amnestic]

See, you could never have that at a fast food place, it'd just fall over.

What's wrong with a simple cheese burger with a garnish of lettuce and a bit of sauce?

Why have ONE cheeseburger when you could have FOUR simultaneously?

Because my arteries are for blood, not for fat.

See, you could never have that at a fast food place, it'd just fall over.

What's wrong with a simple cheese burger with a garnish of lettuce and a bit of sauce?

I prefer mine with cheese, lettuce, and onion.

Well whatever your preferred garnish, putting more than one piece of burger meat between a bun is entirely unnecessary.

 

[Gardenclaw]

I went to the Heart Attack Grill earlier in the year whilst doing a road trip in the States. it's an awesome place. The waitresses wear hot nurse outfits . I'm ashamed to say that i only managed a double bypass burger though. The menu/health check is truly funny. I'd recommend a visit if you get chance.

 

[Ninja_X]

Well whatever your preferred garnish, putting more than one piece of burger meat between a bun is entirely unnecessary.

You eat burgers with only ONE piece of beef???

 

[GyroCaptain]

See, you could never have that at a fast food place, it'd just fall over.

What's wrong with a simple cheese burger with a garnish of lettuce and a bit of sauce?

Why have ONE cheeseburger when you could have FOUR simultaneously?

Because my arteries are for blood, not for fat.

My arteries are for prime grade cholesterol. Bring it.

See, you could never have that at a fast food place, it'd just fall over.

What's wrong with a simple cheese burger with a garnish of lettuce and a bit of sauce?

I prefer mine with cheese, lettuce, and onion.

Well whatever your preferred garnish, putting more than one piece of burger meat between a bun is entirely unnecessary.

I disagree. Now more than 3, that would be pushing it.

I likes mah burgers, y'dig?

 

[Vuljatar]

That's amazing. I want one.

But they need to up the ante and make a "OVER NINE THOUSAND (calorie) Burger"!

 

[SharPhoe]

I think wearing a luchadore mask would only hinder this endeavour.

That's a...

...OH. Whoops. Sorry, my bad, couldn't tell.

 

[sky14kemea]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

 

[Squedee]

*starts drooling incessively*

 

[Amnestic]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

Seriously? The salad is like the one endearing part of the thing.

How could you shove that much meat into your mouth without feeling ill? :s

 

[9NineBreaker9]

"Over 350 pounds? Eat for free!"

... and they also sell unfiltered cigarettes.

Isn't it bad business to... blatantly kill your customers?

 

[Jacobistheshiz]

AHHHHRGHHGHHH!!!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

 

[JWAN]

No one could possibly eat that. That's novelty purposes only.

pshhh

did you see that scrawny guy? he must have had help

 

[JWAN]

"Over 350 pounds? Eat for free!"

... and they also sell unfiltered cigarettes.

Isn't it bad business to... blatantly kill your customers?

Its throwing shit in the face of every health nut on the planet then telling them to go to hell. I personally respect that

 

[jobobob]

I just ate there today and it was amazing and worth the stomach pain later on.

 

[JWAN]

Jesus H Non-Existant Christ, it's like they want a lawsuit and numerous deaths.

They make you sign a waver saying they aren't responsible if you die from eating it. Oh god, that is just so hilarious xD Now if only we could get Michael Moore to eat there, we would have one less problem in the world...

then we could find a cargo plane and send his ass to Cuba to see how great their health care system REALLY is.
Moore - "I need a quad bypass"
Cuban Doctor - "Whats a bypass?" "besides you look like your over 45 no help for you"

 

[War Penguin]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

Seriously? The salad is like the one endearing part of the thing.

How could you shove that much meat into your mouth without feeling ill? :s

I going to have to agree with this guy. I'm an American and I'm disgusted by this.

The guys eating there say it like life's too short. But do we have to make it shorter?

 

[The_Echo]

If a burger were to ever kill someone, that would be it.

 

[JWAN]

It's nice to know that establishments can have a sense of humor, even when they're selling death to their own customers.

If you died from ONE burger like that I would desecrate your grave.


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The point of that establishment is to throw shit in the faces of every crumb crunching, goat food eating sissy shorts bike riding hippie health nut on the west coast.

as I said before and i will say again. I respect that. These days everything gives you cancer and if it doesn't they say it gives the person next to you cancer or your children cancer or kills puppies. Life is short anyway and if you want to eat like that who am I to stop you. If the person next to me eats that kind of food it wont give any link of mine cancer and its just food.