The Heart Attack Grill

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That's amazing. I want one.

But they need to up the ante and make a "OVER NINE THOUSAND (calorie) Burger"!

I was about to say one more patty and the burger's a meme.

 

[Kajt]

Just... voi, vittu.

Just half of that would be more than enough for me.

 

[Death916]

if you go on the website it says you eat free if your over 350 lbs. wow. talk about being an enabler

 

[MajoraPersona]

"Over 350 pounds? Eat for free!"

... and they also sell unfiltered cigarettes.

Isn't it bad business to... blatantly kill your customers?

Only if you rely on their continued service. But these people would probably bring in victims from far and wide.

Would anyone actually want to eat something like this?

I mean, really?

One small cheeseburger is enough to satiate one's appetite and energy needs. The rest is pointless.

Wow, you can survive on a cheeseburger?

Are you talking McDonalds or Wimpy's? Because Wimpy's are now my second-favourite burger joint.

Mmm, open heart surgery.

 

[Deleric]

But look, lettuce!

 

[Ghost8585]

Jesus H Non-Existant Christ, it's like they want a lawsuit and numerous deaths.

They make you sign a waver saying they aren't responsible if you die from eating it. Oh god, that is just so hilarious xD Now if only we could get Michael Moore to eat there, we would have one less problem in the world...

then we could find a cargo plane and send his ass to Cuba to see how great their health care system REALLY is.
Moore - "I need a quad bypass"
Cuban Doctor - "Whats a bypass?" "besides you look like your over 45 no help for you"

Fail...hard.

But the burger needs more bacon

 

[hypothetical fact]

How the hell do you fit that in your mouth? Or do you cut it up first?

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Needs more bacon!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Reminds me of that episode of The Boondocks with the Martin Luther King Jr. burger.

 

[Low Key]

Spoiler

Pfff that's nothing. I present to you the 30,000 calorie sandwich!

Spoiler

 

[Max_A_Buck]

Natural selection is back.

 

[sky14kemea]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

Seriously? The salad is like the one endearing part of the thing.

How could you shove that much meat into your mouth without feeling ill? :s

i like meat? XD

fair enough, i'd probably feel woozy afterwards, but it'd taste gooooood =D

 

[Amnestic]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

Seriously? The salad is like the one endearing part of the thing.

How could you shove that much meat into your mouth without feeling ill? :s

i like meat? XD

The correct response was "I like meat in my mouth?"

Innuendo failure.

 

[sky14kemea]

if it wasnt for the bits of salad i would conquer that bad boy! >=D

sure it'd take me a while, but i'd do it!
looks yummy....

Seriously? The salad is like the one endearing part of the thing.

How could you shove that much meat into your mouth without feeling ill? :s

i like meat? XD

The correct response was "I like meat in my mouth?"

Innuendo failure.

oh noes! D= my bad

how did i miss that T^T

 

[A random person]

This is both one of the worst and greatest things I have ever seen. So lethal, and yet so tasty.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I would get extra lettuce on mine. Y'know, to balance it out.

 

[Koeryn]

No one could possibly eat that. That's novelty purposes only.

John Stossel has, actually. Or however you spell his name. I saw an expose on it, I wouldn't mind nomming nmy way through a double. =D

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Meh, this calls for the application of the age-old strategy: Divide & Conquer.

In other words, turn one of these into three or four regular burgers.