The Hilarious Pet Antics Thread

[Total LOLige]

So, Escapites what hilarious antics do/have your pets gotten up to?

I'll start my dog is Mr bean in animal form, most dogs smell things like new furniture or unfamiliar things...not my dog he licks unfamiliar things. If you saw a photo of my dog you'd know just how stupid it is.

Another thing about a stupid pet this time my cat. My next door neighbor used to have a parrot, one night my cat was sat on the fence watching the parrot through the window. Here comes the funny part, my cat tried to jump through a closed window into my neighbours house. *Smack* the cat hits the double glazed window and falls flat on the floor. Don't worry it was completely unhurt, that was his 6th live.

Video of Mr Bean in the spoiler, for those of you that have no clue of who Mr Bean is.

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[Chemical Alia]

My dog has the ability to climb things. Usually to further her agenda of finding a sofa to pee on while my cat watches. Behold.


Wait, that's not hilarious.

 

[Phasmal]

I used to have several cats and a massive German Shepherd when I was growing up.
Because we mostly had cats, he'd like to chase them, and he didn't realise that he was a giant.
So one day one of my more irritating cats was teasing the dog, flicking him across the nose and annoying him, then the dog gives the cat this I'm-going-to-chase-you-now stare. Cat runs away, jumps on to the sofa, then the table, then the sideboard and sits there looking smug. Then the dog jumps onto the table and tries to jump onto the sideboard but because its so close to the wall he ends up smacking into both the wall and the cat and then falling off. This all happened in about 5 seconds.

Neither of them were hurt, but the dog looked kind of embarressed the rest of the day.

Also, my other cat, Henry, was sitting on top of the side next to the TV. We had one of those glass plates seperating all the stuff under the TV (playstation and such), and I was trying to plug in my controller. Sadly, just as I open the little glass door Henry decides he wants to sit on my lap and ends up jumping headfirst into the glass. He wasn't hurt, but he was kind of mad at me about it.

 

[JoJo]

Well my eight year old sister has come out with some pretty crazy stuff recently, like claiming she wants to get married to a pug when she grows up (future furry?), or saying that at school in class they were learning about "murdering babies"... she counts as a pet right?

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

I had a cat named Patches.

Patches would wait at my doorway until I fell asleep.

After I fell asleep, Patches would crawl onto my bed and wake me up by clawing at my throat.

I hated Patches.

 

[The Great Purtabo]

My cat just shits on the floor.

 

[lacktheknack]

Our dog used to wear bandannas. After a bath, we'd take six or seven of our bandanna collection and spread it on the fireplace mantle. His ears would go flat (meaning he's ecstatic) and would run back and forth in front of the mantle, smelling and pawing the bandannas. Eventually, he'd grab one in his teeth and go over to Mom to get it put on, and then I'd take the others and put them away. He'd be happy for hours afterwards.

It was adorable. Sadly, he started eating them, so he doesn't wear them anymore.