the hill game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Bazooka*

My hill.

 

[Barbas]

*Calls down the orbital drop pods*.

This hill now belongs to the Mobile Infantry...and me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*attacks with a huge alien insect swarm*

My hill now.

 

[Barbas]

*Bacteria attacks*.

Is this hill Osterlich? Nevermind, it's mine anyway.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Summons monsters*

*Takes hill as the battle rages on, making the hill vacant*

My hill now.

 

[Barbas]

*M.O.A.B.d*

My hill now, suckas!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Deploy the A-10's...

...

Oh hey, its my hill.

 

[Barbas]

Artillery, do the honours.

Oh, whatta nice hill!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cartoon Friction Powers away!

*reduces the friction of everyone else and watches them slide off the hill*

My hill!

 

[Barbas]

*Drops the noise marines*.

MINE, I THINK.

 

[tilmoph]

*Blissfully tests newest rocket, which is powered by explosion, and held together by more rockety explosions, on the theory that enough explosions will confuse physics and send us to the Mun in style.*
*Results predictable, hill nobody notices because it wasn't made of rockets and burning is now made of explosions and burning*
*Only survivor emerges from hill shaped wreckage*

"I claim this Mun in the name of the Kerbals!"

 

[Barbas]

*Unleashes microwaved peeps on an unsuspecting hill*.

Oh dear. My hill.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*calls in a Neonbob strke*

My hill.

 

[Barbas]

*Die Volters*.

Mein Hill.

 

[Barbas]

*Surgically removes spine with laser*.

Ze hill, she ees mine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Deploy the Götterdämmerung!!!!


Let's make a brand new horizon.

[HEADING=2]My wasteland.[/HEADING]

 

[Barbas]

Motorized divisions?


Very good. My sector.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*calls in reinforcements from the Bullet Farm*

My guzzoline hill.

 

[Barbas]

Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot.

My hill, commie.

 

[karcentric]

*covers in molten lava*

My volcano.