the hill game

[Fractral]

This hill is no longer part of America, I'm afraid. It is now a new nation, all of its own! And you're being deported.

My hill now.

 

[username sucks]

Oh really? I will just have to resort to dropping hundreds of napalm bombs on you.

My flaming hill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

*Floods the hill washing the fire and Username down to the ocean*

My damp hill.

 

[username sucks]

*Emerges from ocean, walks up to Dr. Susse, and builds a sentry, causing him to run away*

Yippe ki-yay

 

[sagitel]

hacks the sentry have it kill username

MY hill!

 

[username sucks]

You can't hack sentries, noob.

It's still my hill.

 

[Fractral]

This happens:
You no longer have a sentry.
You die.
My hill.

 

[MrCollins]

you can use a tactical nuclear strike, *does so*

Sucks to be you.

 

[username sucks]

Great, now its a crater instead of a hill. Nice job Mr. Colins.

Don't worry though, I'm an engineer, and that means I solve problems. Take this here crater that used to be a hill. The solution?

I'l just build a dirt dispenser, to make an endlessly growing hill. Which is now mine.

 

[MrCollins]

Oh noes! How could I think that would work?

Oh well, second time's the charm *uses another nuke*

The hill (or crater, whatever is now mine)

 

[scorptatious]

*Rises from irradiated grave and eats MrCollins's brain*

Myyyyyyyy hiiiiiiiiilllll....

Er... crater.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Boom head-shot.
The only way to kill a zombie radiated ghoul thing.

My hill/crater now

 

[MrCollins]

*declares today opposite day*
So Dr.Susse, is not on the crater and the crater is now a hill again.

I fixed everything.... YAY!!!!

 

[sagitel]

*goes batshit insane, drives a sword in MRcollins chest then uses an axe to chop hands and legs off. opens up the stomach with the sword then spread the gutter around the hill. and puts the head on a spike with the hands and legs near it.

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yeah. my hill!

 

[MrCollins]

*sagitel wakes up in a mental hospital* It was all a dream.

The hill is still mine.

 

[Fractral]

The inhabitants of the mental hospital rebel and fight their way out, coming across the hill where they devour Mr Collins.
My hill.

 

[scorptatious]

*Pulls out mini gun, shoots down everything in sight*

I say, I do believe this geographic formation belongs to me now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Due to the public division of land act 1984 section three part 86; This area of land is a heritage site belonging to the family of one Susse.

So my hill.

 

[MrCollins]

Unfortunately for you, the public division of land act 1984 section three part 86 was deemed to be in breach of EU law, and therefore, according to section2.4 of the European Communities Act 1972 any court can dismiss it.

The court of appeal holds that the hill is mine.

 

[scorptatious]

Runs over MrCollins with a truck.

Objection. This hill is mine.