the hill game

[NoOne852]

Unfortunately for you, my LaLa land is something more like this:
While I attempted to give you present, it explodes as I frolick around the hill.

My paradise hill!

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I shoot him with a tranquilizer dart filled with Ritalin. He slumps to the ground from an overdose.

My hill.

 

[NoOne852]

Now that I freshly respawned, I charge her with my umbrella in hand as I fire a laser out the end, sroching a hole in her head. I stand triumphantly at the top of the hill and play the song of my people.

My hill!

 

[username sucks]

*Gives NoOne a head in exchange for the hill*

I declare this hill the nation of This Country Sucks, now ruled with an iron fish by username sucks.

 

[Scde2]

*The nonexistent citizens of This Country Sucks overthrow username sucks because of sucky rulership and proclaim me as their Catboy god*

My catboy theocracy-hill.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Clears throat*

Hello, I am Morgan Freeman...

*Watches Scde2 run away in terror*

My hill.

 

[Basement Cat]

Decide I can't compete with Morgan Freeman...walks away.

His hill

 

[Scde2]

@Not G. Ivingname: No, bad Not G. Ivingname! We've been over this. Bad! *Hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

And since Copper Zen submits I guess it's my hill again.

 

[Epicspoon]

Hypnotizes everybody currently fighting over the hill into one giant connected dream where they fight over the hill while I take the real one for myself and also lock all of their bodies in an inescapable box on the off chance that any of them wake up.

My Hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I realize we are in a trace and kill myself to respawn out of the box (cause thats the only way we all can be able to keep posting here).
I then sneak up on you, knock you out with my umbrella, and toss you into the ocean.

My hill!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*Phaselocks and punts off the side of the hill*

Bai. My hill now.

 

[NoOne852]

Calls in an orbital MAC blast on the hill, not leaving much left of Ahri.

My cripsy hill!

 

[LynxParadox]

Sells NoOne's soul to the devil to build my kingdom opon that hill.

the devil doesnt understand the deal because of NoOne's name and kills everyone as I hide under the bodies of the dead...

My hill?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

*Phaseshifts NoOne Lynx off of the hill, and into an abandoned field.*

My hill!

[small][sub]Edit because ninja'd![/sub][/small]

 

[NoOne852]

I call in my friend the Slenderman to kidnap Ahri to a different dimension.

My hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Gets out $20*

My hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

Throws dog bone down slope. Not chases it.

My hill!

 

[NoOne852]

*Uses the Light of Elendil to light up the entire hill, forcing Copper Zen to retreat*

My hill!

 

[Basement Cat]

Conjure a mighty Gust of Wind. NoOne--desperately clinging to his umbrella--is blown into the distance.

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

*Bounces on Copper Zen's head and gets 100 points*

My hill.