the hill game

[NoOne852]

I comicly disguised a bomb as a pie and gave it to Scorptatious, who ate it and had until sun set before the bomb exploded.

at night, the hill will be mine!

 

[Basement Cat]

Send in SWAT team with Bomb Squad. Bomb disposed of and NoOne arrested.

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

I reveal that I didn't actually eat the pie and intended to share it with everyone. I then accidentally trip and blow everything up within a square mile.

Crater available for sale.

 

[NoOne852]

Not sure if ninja'd or was intentional... Eh, Im going with it.

I float down with my umbrella to see that (once again) the hill is no longer a hill. So, naturally, I go all Minecraft on the place and create a new hill!

My blocky hill!

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I pretend to sweep the hill with my broom then impale NoOne through the heart with the sharp, pointy end.

My hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I take your broom and throw it far away, making you have to go get it! I then put down a bunch of woopie-cushion landmines. One wrong step and a blast of puttering air will do absolutely nothing.

My hill of nonsense!

 

[Basement Cat]

I sneak up to you after dusk and tickle you mercilessly, sending you rolling down the hill, laughing.

My hill of Giggles!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I falcon punch the eyes

My hill

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Ka... ma... ham... EH... A!!

My... pile of ruble.

 

[NoOne852]

The hill was destroyed already? That didn't last long... I'm going to get a new hill...with blackjack and hookers!

My hill!

 

[scorptatious]

I win enough money through blackjack to buy the hill off of NoOne852.

My hill.

 

[Epicspoon]

I eat a ton of food and also all the other players and get so fat that I take up the whole universe both granting me the hill and blocking the spawn points so nobody can come back to life.

My hill.

 

[scorptatious]

Epicspoon gets kicked for spawn camping and I spawn right back in. Conveniently right next to the hill as well.

Mine hill.

 

[NoOne852]

I used the gravity gun (half-life seires) to launch Scorptatious out of sight.

My lonely hill!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Spoiler: Wait a minute, the default Gravity gun cannot lift and throw normal human beings. HAX!

My cheating free hill!

 

[MrCollins]

I use the power of pop music!!!

My hill now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

The pop music does what it has been leading to all these years and brings the destruction of itself and all its fans.

My Jazzy hill now.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

I se up white noise projectors and nullify all noise in the area. That way nobody hears Dr. Susse screaming as I go "axe-murderer" on his ass.

My hill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Little known fact about Australians; We explode when hit with an axe.

My hill.

 

[Epicspoon]

Walks past the meaty Australian chunks strewn about and claims the hill.

My hill.