the hill game

[Epicspoon]

Walks up to MrCollins, blasts a massive fart in his face and then leaves without a word not caring what happens to the hill because that area is now condemned due to the smell. Climbs Mt. Everest and makes it the new hill.

My mountain.

 

[Epicspoon]

I go crazy from loneliness and do battle with hallucinations of various aspects of my personality over the mountain.
Needless to say I win.

Nothing has changed.

 

[scorptatious]

I send Epicspoon to a psychiatrist, and while he's away, I take over the mountain.

My mountain.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

*Climbs to the drop of the mountain, kicks Scorptaious off.*

My Mountain!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Small English boy: "Picture for the paper sir?"

Not G.Livingname: "Sure lad." *Ruffles boy's hair*

*Gets photo-bombed.......By a real bomb*

My hill now.

 

[Princess Tzelda]

*catches a ride in the TARDIS with the Doctor to a time before the hill was claimed by sagitel and mines the area around it, thus changing the future*

My hill forever fools >

 

[NoOne852]

*flies in a fashion similar to Mary Poppins with umbrella and kickes Tzelda down torward the mines, taking her spot on the top*

My mine infested (minus 1) hill!

 

[LynxParadox]

* carefully digs up a mine and throws it at NoOne and causes a chain explosion clearing all the mines and invisible people from the hill*

My minesweept hill

 

[Basement Cat]

Throw's baby niece's dirty and VERY stinky diapers at Lynx, who gags at the smell and runs off to puke.

My (dirty diaper strewn) hill!

 

[RingaFiar]

Hi Copper Zen, nice to see you, haven't seen you since the incident involving a badly planned bank job that left your prints eveywhere.

Oh! Copper has just ran off, will sit on this hill, I'm sure he'll be back soon.

 

[NoOne852]

I'm here on behalf of the bank seeing that you owe a large debt and as such will have to give up some possessions. This hill will do.

My co-owned hill!

 

[Epicspoon]

I visit the hill and sell both of the owners pain and pain accessories.

My hill

 

[NoOne852]

*fires an atlal at Epicsoon, the spear impaling him and knocking him off the mountain*

My hill now!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*uses sandman powers*

You are asleep.

My hill.

 

[thesilentman]

*Freezes Redlin*

My hill now. >:-D

 

[username sucks]

*Thaws redlin, and he kills thesilentman in revenge*
*Then melts Redlin*

My hill. And... uh, Redlin puddle.

 

[Basement Cat]

username sucks failed to notice the Steampunk Spider I unleashed earlier that injected him with a special strain of the Ebola virus (which I am immune to).

*username sucks dissolves into vile, bloody, puss*

My virus infected hill.

 

[Dr.Susse]

.... Which is when I set of the bug poison/E-bomb A-bomb.

My hill now mate.

 

[Basement Cat]

Dr. Susse failed to recognize the spider was--drum roll please--a Steampunk Spider!!!

Being driven by steam and thus immune to weapons that cripple electronics it seeks out Dr. Susse and injects him with its Ebola virus strain.

*Dr. Susse dissolves into vile, bloody, puss*

My hill, again.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dam Steampunks ruining my plans again!

Ehem.....

*My bloody puss seeps down the hill and onto an altar dedicated to the god of madness; who promptly kills every one on and around the hill.*

My, I guess I a ghost now so, haunted hill!