*More hilarious than an achievement.
?Hey dad can we play catch?? little Timmy asked with innocence
?Sorry son my old origami injury is playing up again.? Replied dad nursing a heavily scared left wrist.
Timmy was left alone and never learnt how to throw a horrible out come because he was employed as a grenadier later in life in what was the shortest employment in the army?s history.
Don't let it happen to you!