I believe there are several forms of ?evolved? apes known as humans. I wish to study these species as an outside observer or an employee of a store where one serves the form of humans known as ?customers?.
Now to talk about the sub-species:
It seems there are some ?cave dwellers? that are unused to human contact and do a nice deer in headlights impression when I say hello to them as they enter the store. (Basically they freeze eyes go a little wide and their face says; ?don?t let them see me!?) I have named this sub species Homo Dwellerus.
This sub-species ranges in age and does not have any thing in common other than their fear that I have been able to determine thus far.
As with all things in life this variety has an opposite kwon to the layman as ?Shyudup-already?, these can usually be found telling their life story to anyone who asked them if they needed aid or if we should try to stop the bleeding. This sub-species seems to revel in its own vocalizations over anything else and has been named Homo Shyudupus.
Finally my last subgroup is based around an irrational fear. These customers fear time or time catching up to them (this will hence forth be known as being late or late). They seem to act with great energy and urgency no matter how simple their task is and repeatedly indicate that they are going to be late. This sub-species has been named Homo Timeucus.
Now as I am but one person in the USA I cannot dare to think that I could record this entire species goings on around the world so I ask you to add what you notice and your locations. What you post could be a nesting pattern, mating song, or any other form or customer behavior. We must document this rare species and attempt to understand it.
Feel free to copy my short list and add your own findings:
Cave dweller (Homo Dwellerus)
Shyudup-already (Homo Shyudupus)
Chronophobia (Homo Timeucus)
The 2fish academy of scientific Biological Studies thanks you.
Now to talk about the sub-species:
It seems there are some ?cave dwellers? that are unused to human contact and do a nice deer in headlights impression when I say hello to them as they enter the store. (Basically they freeze eyes go a little wide and their face says; ?don?t let them see me!?) I have named this sub species Homo Dwellerus.
As with all things in life this variety has an opposite kwon to the layman as ?Shyudup-already?, these can usually be found telling their life story to anyone who asked them if they needed aid or if we should try to stop the bleeding. This sub-species seems to revel in its own vocalizations over anything else and has been named Homo Shyudupus.
Finally my last subgroup is based around an irrational fear. These customers fear time or time catching up to them (this will hence forth be known as being late or late). They seem to act with great energy and urgency no matter how simple their task is and repeatedly indicate that they are going to be late. This sub-species has been named Homo Timeucus.
Feel free to copy my short list and add your own findings:
Cave dweller (Homo Dwellerus)
Shyudup-already (Homo Shyudupus)
Chronophobia (Homo Timeucus)
The 2fish academy of scientific Biological Studies thanks you.