The "I will x it" game.

[him over there]

This is the I will x it game. The rules are simple: make a post like this: I will *Insert verb* it. The next person says what "it" is and the consequences. Then posts a follow up I will *Insert verb* it phrase.

example:
first poster: I will eat it
second poster: You wipe out on your skateboard and eat pavement.
I will fix it.
third poster: You fix your car and immediately start driving again.
I will play it.
etc.

So, I will ride it.