The "I'm Awesome" Thread

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XHolySmokesX

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I'm awesome becasue My imagination is so awesome that i can spend ages perfecting ideas for games in my mind in vivid techicolour.

I recon if i had the tech, and knew how to use it, i could create a whole game from scratch, and it would be awesome =P
 

ChocoFace

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gamezombieghgh said:
I'm awesome coz I'm a kickass guitar player with a Dean Razorback Explosion, I'm tall, ripped, and basically I'm like a boss. I'm a raging workaholic and a working ragaholic.
I am a modern man, a man for the millenium, digital and smoke free. A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionalist, politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've bn uplinked and downloaded, I've bn inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife.A cutting-edge, state of the art, bicoastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but Im old school, and my inner child is 0utward-bound.
Im a hot-wired, heat-seeking, Warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so Im interactive, Im hyperactive, and from time to time Im radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. Im on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs.
I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge.
Im in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar.
A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps.
You also quote George Carlin like a boss.

I'm awesome because i knew this was by George Carlin.

Also i can dunk a basketball.
 

ExileNZ

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LarenzoAOG said:
I'm awesome because when I was 8 I had my IQ tested and it was 130!
133 but I'm thinking I can come up with a better reason than that.

I'm awesome because I promised myself I'd fly across the world to live in France for a while when I was 24 and I did. Now, nearly 5 years later, I'm married and well on the way to permanent residency.

Also, my wife thinks I'm awesome and she's hard to please :D
 

kommando367

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I'm awesome because of my CQC skills in games and dart playing skills IRL.

Also, I have ramen noodles.
 

Harlemura

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In the Arcade Edition rankings on Super Street Fighter IV, I'm around the 80th best Dan player in the world in terms of character-specific points.
I count that as making me awesome seeing as Dan's arguably the worst character in the game.
[sub]Which is why I'm so high up the rankings because no one else plays as him so there's little competition but shut up.[/sub]
 

BJK55123

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I'm awesome because after four years, I beat my depression. Also, I've had appendicitis, lived with a potential psychopath for five months, memorized the presidents and their terms in less than an hour, got a platinum in Demon's Souls, and I have a baseball-sized cyst on my lung and function perfectly well.
 

Harry Mason

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I single-handedly defy every negative stereotype about gamers and geeks, I am completely comfortable with my sexuality in ways most people can only claim to be, and I'm a damn fine cook and guitar player.

What is that you say? A geeky one?
I've reached the level cap in Rifts (The tabletop) with a Rahu-Man Pirate. In a game where you wrestle dragon-demons in other dimensions and gain experience as slowly as Valve releases games, that's pretty impressive.

What a self-affirming thread this is! Good idea.
 

Pat8u

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Im awesome because well hmmm let me think for a sec

because I keep on getting distracted from what I want to do when Im on the computer
Seriously it went from
going to watch pokemon -----> Making a game ------>youtube------>twitter----->here
ARGGH Im going to watch pokemon now
 

FallenRainbows

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I'm awesome because, well have you seen me?

I'm a total nerd, yet I'm sexy, clever, caring, moral and loving. I have a great group of friends, a totally amazing girlfriend and I pull this off watching MLP:FiM with 65,000+ Gamerscore kicking all your asses at Battlefield: 2142.
 

Scorpianhead

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I am awesome because i have a queen sized bed a chest of drawers a bed side table a game cabinet my lcd tv my ps3 and my xbox 360 and my computer with desk and swivel chair all in a very small room.