The "I'm Awesome" Thread

[Whateveralot]

I'm awesome because I'm dating the girl that blew my mind a couple of months ago when I first saw her. Heck, I even forgot to mention my own name when I introduced...

 

[joemegson94]

I'm awesome because at about 1:30 this morning, with the help of some Mountain Dew, I managed to capture 2 points on Hydro on TF2, both on my own, both as a Spy. I was the only person on my team to capture any points during that game.

 

[Raptorace18]

I'm awesome because I can recite almost the entire soundtrack to 'Repo! The genetic opera.' from memory and I can read Shakespeare better than anybody in my English class.

 

[spielburg]

I'm awesome because I am wearing a turtleneck and chain 24/7

P.S. I also drink a lot of light beer

 

[Liudeius]

I'm awesome because I'm up $750 that I didn't waste on getting a colored belt like that first guy.

 

[Nexus4]

I've trekked through the Himalayas and volunteered to do some maintenance on a Nepalese orphanage. Only for a few weeks, but it was time well spent.

 

[Declaro]

I'm awesome because despite fracturing my ankle in two places and spending Thursday morning in a Danish hospital, I still caught my flight home. Also because I was smart enough to get injured in a place where I didn't have to pay for any of it.

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

I'm awesome because I love Classical and Hip-Hop?

I'm awesome because I'm doing my grade 8 piano?

I'm awesome because I tabled a brettonian player the other day?

I'm awesome because I used the quotation 'Whithersoever thou goest' in an exam?

 

[aDuck]

On Pokemon Blue...I got all 151 pokemon without the masterball cheat.
[sub][sub] Yeah it's lame, but it's one am...the hell do you expect?![/sub][/sub]

Aww yeah! Did the same just before my high school finals Walked into English and whipped out my gameboy colour showing the epicness. Suck that english department!

 

[Quaxar]

I have saved multiple lives. Oh yeah, feels good being superior.

 

[snave]

I'm pretty average actually.

I guess in terms of difficult gaming feats, I did clock both Super Meat Boy and Ocarina of Time Master Quest though, the latter intentionally without the Lens of Truth.

 

[Xaio30]

I am awesome because I can listen to women, not fall asleep, and then respond!

Also, I kick ass at C#.

 

[Souplex]

You made a thread about me without consulting me? How rude. I forgive you anyway because I'm awesome.
How awesome you may ask?
I can think my way out of any situation.
These commercials were based on me.
The Chuck Norris facts are based on me, but they toned them down so people would believe some redneck can accomplish it.
I suplexed Yahweh.

Someone's awesomeness can literally be measured as their degrees of similarity to me.
I'm not just awesome, I'm awesomegasmic.

 

[Aizsaule]

I am awesome because the first thing i thought when i read the title of this thread is: i should post in there.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Because I'm the best damn hockey player in the county if not the country, because I can write something that will make you weep, laugh, smile and frown in the space of twenty pages,[footnote]I'm awesome, not quick and cheap[/footnote] because I'm brighter than 97% of the damned country, and because I am the most beautiful ************ you will ever have the good fortune to lay your eyes upon.

But really, because I'm just plain better than you.

 

[Sunrider]

I'm awesome because I'm very good at drums. Like, Mike Portnoy kind of good.
Aaaaaand.... that's my best talent.

 

[nbamaniac]

I fart earthquakes and shit cannonballs. Yes, I'm talkin real life...

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I'm awesome cause I got into a private US college as an international student? What, it's harder than it sounds...

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'm awesome because That Guy said so:


See ?

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm awesome because my Pokemon Plantium Team which I've been transfered to Black, has yet to be defeated. (Of course I expect to lose at some point, in fact that would be good because it allows me to see how I can make improvements to my team, thus making it even more awesome.)

I'm also skilled at using Water type Pokemon, I love it when people think they can just take me on using Grass and Electric types. Hah my battling style is to take the weekness of water and use that against my opponent, in other words go Swampert's Earthquake and Gyarados's Ice Fang.

I'm also awesome because I passed my uni exams without really Studying much.