The impossible choice thread

[Xpwn3ntial]

Okay, people. I'm going to give an impossible question, and the first person to reply answers it. Then they ask an impossible question to the next one.

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

 

[Armored Prayer]

Rich and famous.

I'm a greedy selfish bastard.

Edit: Oh, right my question. Eternal youth or Eternal life?

With eternal life you still age but much slower. With eternal youth stay your age.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

Easy. I would be incredibly rich and invasively famous. Eventually the media would realize that I do absolutely nothing they would find interesting, so they would leave me alone.

Would you rather have someone stab your eye with a rusty screwdriver or a knife?

 

[Jim Grim]

Well, you got the choice bit right. Not sure how it's impossible though, just depends on personal preference...

OT: Less wealthy and not famous, I don't need a lot of money and posessions.

Edit: Oh woops looks like I didn't read the thread properly. Sorry. : /

 

[Gerazzi]

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

Easy. I would be incredibly rich and invasively famous. Eventually the media would realize that I do absolutely nothing they would find interesting, so they would leave me alone.

Would you rather have someone stab your eye with a rusty screwdriver or a knife?

Knife, it's sharper, therefore it'll hurt less, and no possibility of lockjaw.

 

[Hybridwolf]

Wealth. Because gold is power.

My question? Do you save your family from an oncoming disaster or do you help save a larger group of people knowing that you can only save one or the other.

 

[jp11]

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

Easy. I would be incredibly rich and invasively famous. Eventually the media would realize that I do absolutely nothing they would find interesting, so they would leave me alone.

Would you rather have someone stab your eye with a rusty screwdriver or a knife?

Knife, as both coices are essentially the same, but a knife has a lower chance of causing an infection.

If you could be immortal, would you? keeping in mind that everyone and everything you ever grow to care about will eventually wither and die in what, to you, will seem like moments.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

Easy. I would be incredibly rich and invasively famous. Eventually the media would realize that I do absolutely nothing they would find interesting, so they would leave me alone.

Would you rather have someone stab your eye with a rusty screwdriver or a knife?

Knife, it's sharper, therefore it'll hurt less, and no possibility of lockjaw.

Plus rust is bad for you.

And yes, I would be immortal. You can't say what it's like.

 

[Cynical Ronjon]

Cash and Fame, if people wanna hear about me wasting hours away on TF2 go right ahead

 

[Sassafrass]

Okay, people. I'm going to give an impossible question, and the first person to reply answers it. Then they ask an impossible question to the next one.

Here we go.
Having to choose between being incredibly rich and invasively famous or less wealthy but not famous which would you be?

incredibly rich and invasively famous. but what do you mean less wealthy?

 

[Cynical Ronjon]

The larger group of people obviously, my family hasnt worked hard enough to earn my willingness to save them

 

[omicronpercei]

If you had to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

 

[Internet Kraken]

If you had to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Blowjobs, no doubt. Cheese in to many good foods for me to give it up.

If you could be immortal, would you? keeping in mind that everyone and everything you ever grow to care about will eventually wither and die in what, to you, will seem like moments.

So I will be able to live forever and I don't even have to give anything up to do so?

Immortal, without a doubt.

 

[TheBarefootBandit]

If you had to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Oh that's just cruel... Cheese but just. If this was chicken against a BJ...

Q. Invincibility (Superman style so you eventually die) or Immortality (Reincarnation like the Scythe guy from Soul Calibur 3... Zalza what...)?

 

[Swaki]

If you had to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

cheese, but im lactose intolerant so that wasn't really that hard for me to choose.

if you had the choice between going a few years back in time whit cure for cancer/aids/plauge, would you do it or destroy the machine/cure knowing that the world would be rapidly over populated and not wanting to risk the unforeseen or would you go back and save millions of lives?

 

[rossatdi]

If you had to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

cheese, but im lactose intolerant so that wasn't really that hard for me to choose.

if you had the choice between going a few years back in time whit cure for cancer/aids/plauge, would you do it or destroy the machine/cure knowing that the world would be rapidly over populated and not wanting to risk the unforeseen or would you go back and save millions of lives?

Save millions of lives, you freak! The population would self control.

Classic:

Lose your sight or lose your hearing?

 

[headshotcatcher]

Lose your sight or lose your hearing?

I honestly don't know. Life would be very empty and boring without sound but when you're blind it's not that great either. I think I have to choose for blind though, would miss music too much..

New question:

Give up video games or ladies/men whatever your preference is.

 

[Swaki]

Lose your sight or lose your hearing?

I honestly don't know. Life would be very empty and boring without sound but when you're blind it's not that great either. I think I have to choose for blind though, would miss music too much..

New question:

Give up video games or ladies/men whatever your preference is.

ive chosen years ago to be a nerd instead of a lady/gentleman killer, or well, my dad choose that when he dint put on a condom that ugly freak.

Classic:

Lose your sight or lose your hearing?

sight, i enjoy the spoken word above the visual illustrated .

now heres a good one, someone just responded to you post by calling you a name, do you choose to call him/her a worse word or do you act like the bigger man/woman

 

[General Ken8]

less wealthy i'd say

 

[Neesa]

Lose your sight or lose your hearing?

I honestly don't know. Life would be very empty and boring without sound but when you're blind it's not that great either. I think I have to choose for blind though, would miss music too much..

New question:

Give up video games or ladies/men whatever your preference is.

1st question is a toughie. I'm an artist, but I also love music. I guess if it were dire, I'd go blind. I love music too much to just let my hearing go.

2nd question: I'd give up video games in a heartbeat. I can live with out them. It's not like it's life of death.

My question: If you were on a cliff with your dangling your mother on one rope and your significant other on the other rope, who would you save?