The Improvement Game.

[Dalek Caan]

By wearing a metal belt system that tells people you don't want to have sex.

How do you improve my Laptop?

 

[MammothBlade]

By throwing it from a fifth-storey window.

How do you improve Ergo Proxy?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By making me know of it? I dunno! o.o

How do you improve Elfquest?

 

[Yureina]

By... letting me know what the hell it is?

How do you improve Forum Games?

 

[Sacman]

By giving out free cheese burgers upon entering...

How do improve the End Of Evangelion?

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding more psychobabble

How do you improve psychobabble?

 

[Dalek Caan]

By throwing it into a bin. That makes me want to be sick.

How do you improve Wikipedia?

 

[MammothBlade]

By requiring a Ph.D to edit it.

How do you improve a margherita pizza?

 

[pyramid head grape]

This stuff!

Spoiler

How do I improve love?

 

[Dalek Caan]

By adding Reggae Sauce, though not in the way your thinking.

How do you improve Sergeant Johnson?

 

[Dr.Susse]

With Reggae Sauce.
Not original but still mmm.

How do you improve the ukulele?

 

[Philol]

Make it a banjolele and give it to George Formby.

How do you improve a bad mood?

 

[lRookiel]

By having a wank a cookie

How would you improve flamingo juice?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Let me try it.

How would you improve my escape efforts.

 

[RussetRanger]

Call Nightcrawler.


How do you improve pepperoni pizza?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Pepperoni feast! >:3

How do you improve beds~?

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Make them all out of whatever it is Tempur Pedic uses. Because glasses of wine.

How do you improve Amazon?

 

[MammothBlade]

By adding a free chocolate bar with every purchase.

How do you improve Subway?

 

[RussetRanger]

Have grease options .... deep fry the sucker! Plus sausage and *drool*. Um, two footers for the daredevils and Jackass-lite wannabes.


How do you improve the Wall?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You need chocolate paint! O£O

How do I improve cold meds?