The Improvement Game.

[Silverslith]

With a case of beer, a bottle of Jack, and a loaded hookah.

How do you improve the movie Water World?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

More giant, robotic crab monsters.

How do you improve dragons?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Make them undead nega dragons.

How do you improve a twisted plot line?

 

[Roxas1359]

Place some Deus Ex Machina in it.
How would you improve a laptop?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Give it a hover function.

How do you improve a sunny day?

 

[Roxas1359]

Blow up the sun. Explosion makes it more sunny.
How does one improve a pen?

 

[Silverslith]

Design it to shoot a plasma cannon that can blow up planets.

How do you improve Shirley Temple?

 

[sextus the crazy]

Power Metal Shirley Temple.

How do you improve gravity?

 

[Roxas1359]

Simple, change Earth's gravity to that of the moon's.
How would you improve Isaac Newton?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Make it a pencil.

How do you improve ludicrous speed?

 

[Roxas1359]

Add Uranium 238.
How would you improve a bottle of water?

 

[Silverslith]

Irradiate it.

How would you improve lasagne?

 

[Roxas1359]

Make it from a fat orange cat.
How would you improve a car engine?

 

[dalek sec]

Make it shooty!

How do you improve a bathtub?

 

[The Night Angel]

Fill it with hot water.

How do you improve beans on toast?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Scrape off the beans.

How do you improve Firefly?

 

[Silverslith]

Discontinue the series.

How would you improve Joss Whedon?

 

[The Night Angel]

Remove his higher brain function.

How do you improve history lessons?

 

[EmptyOptimist]

Stop focusing on the past.

How do you improve perfection?

 

[The Night Angel]

Redefining it.

How do you improve a blank piece of paper?