The Improvement Game.

[dalek sec]

Have blackjack and hookers on it!

How you improve burgers and fries?

 

[hobohazard]

Peanut butter (I'm not joking, TRY THAT CRAP!)
How would you improve bacon?
Check mate bro...

 

[The Night Angel]

More of it, and make it free.

How do you improve your reputation as a loose canon??

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stop letting the fanfiction writers join your team?

How do you improve headaches?

 

[The Night Angel]

Every time you get one, you get sepia-vision

How do you improve sepia-vision??

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Make the controller invisible. It's only a distraction otherwise.

How do you improve Daleks?

 

[hobohazard]

Soda hats.
How do you improve jail?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Call it Judeo-Darwinism. Just to confuse everyone even more.

How do you improve pop-tarts?

 

[dalek sec]

Heresy! You can't improve them! D:

OT: You had bacon to them.

How do you improve bending?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

If you're referring to the kind of bending I think you are, then....You invent TIME BENDING. Awesome.

How do you improve a good night's sleep? (I have a feeling this is an easy one)

 

[The Night Angel]

Sleep through the morning too

How do you improve a chicken curry??

 

[StormShaun]

Add chicken salt.

How do you improve Two Worlds the game?

 

[The Night Angel]

Add a third world

How do you improve my avatar??

 

[dalek sec]

By making it Young Snake.

How do you improve a chair?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Allow someone to recline in it!

How do you improve the internet?

 

[The Night Angel]

Giving all moderator power, for all sites, to you

How do you improve shorts?

 

[dalek sec]

By having sexy ladies wear them.

How do you improve a table?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making google google itself all the time.

How do you improve a bed?

 

[dalek sec]

By having sexy people in it, duh.

How do you improve Miracle of Sound song's?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

By putting them in my bed, obviously.

How do you improve dragons?