The Improvement Game.

[Potentpillow]

By not coming up with more Pokemon.

How do you improve the music industry?

 

[Teoes]

Quoth Mr Hicks: "I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house!"

How do you improve pillows?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By hiding a pistol inside it.

How do you improve the pen?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it work in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

How do you improve NASA?

 

[Teoes]

By making them go back to exploring SPAAAAAAAAACE!

How do you improve Saturn?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By adding squares and triangles around it.

How do you improve omnomnom times?

 

[Teoes]

With cake!

How do you improve the iPhone 5S?

 

[Teoes]

Burn it all to the ground.

How do you improve our resurrected saviour Joe Stalin?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By maintaining his awesome stache!

How do you improve the will to do stuff?

 

[Teoes]

With more subtle jizz euphemisms.

How do you improve free ale?

 

[username sucks]

With free hookers and gambling.

How do you improve lack of sleep?

 

[Teoes]

Activity, food, caffeine.

How do you improve moving house?

 

[Teoes]

With Stilton in a soup.

How do you improve baguettes?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By not giving shit about the weather.

How do you improve lunch at the hotel?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Have the Iron Chefs make it.

How do you improve cold air?

 

[Teoes]

Fire. Always fire.

edit: How do you improve an idiot for forgets to pose the next question?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By making him be the next question! *waves fist angrily*(...I have no idea...)

How do you improve random shit like the above sentence?

 

[Teoes]

By stopping to think about what you're about to do. Think man, think!

How do you improve a smug sense of superiority and self-satisfaction?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

By spending some of the moolah you have on something you like.

How do you improve religion?

 

[username sucks]

By not bringing controversial issues to forum games. Duh.

How do you improve hippies (not hipsters)?