The Improvement Game.

[M0rp43vs]

Increase restful sleep percentage, decrease total sleep time, murder all light and sound sources within a radius of 50 feet.

How do you improve forum avatars?

 

[Dr Pyramid Head]

By giving awards to the most peculiar ones.
How would you improve a painting?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get the artist to die so it's worth more.

How do you improve the Winnipeg Jets?

 

[Skylare]

give them jetpacks

how do you bust a move to country music

 

[scorptatious]

Watch the Engineer from TF2 dance.

How do you improve shotguns?

 

[Nouw]

Make them launch black holes.

How do you improve Coca Cola?

 

[scorptatious]

By adding cocaine.

...OH WAIT!

How do you improve this thread?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it cheaper.

How do you improve the UN?

 

[pyramid head grape]

less U! O3O

How do you improve smurtness!?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get edumacated.

How do you improve national parks?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Lefts!

How to I improve one word answers?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Two. Words.

How do you improve left hands

 

[General Twinkletoes]

Switching around the thumb and pinky. Sure it looks a little messed up, but it works!

How do you improve Morgan Freemans narrating voice?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

By getting him to narrate everything.

How do you improve women?
Get them to stop talking

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make them more approachable...

How do you improve bad movies?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Make them worse and get a crowd of (Preferably)close people. I love collective snarking

How do you improve vgcats

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get Scott to update more often.

How do you improve a first date?

 

[Philol]

Get some lubricant.

How do you improve a chicken?

 

[lRookiel]

Make it a robot and force it to watch shit TV. (FUCK YOU ROBOT CHICKEN YOU SUCK!)

How do you improve Skyrim? (You cannot)

 

[Philol]

Get rid of it. Love you ^^

How do you improve life for a seal who is lonely?