The Improvement Game.

[kannibus]

Mix in a shot of whisky.

How do you improve Jersey Shore?

 

[DotSlash]

Take the script, the set, and the actors and throw them into an incinerator.

How do you improve mainstream music?

 

[A Satanic Panda]

By using good chocolate.

How do you improve electric cars?

By making them run on gas turbines.

Take the script, the set, and the actors and throw them into an incinerator.

How do you improve mainstream music?

By changing the definition of 'mainstream.'

How do you improve forum ninjas?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

By making them redo their post! Er.. well I guess that would be improving the people who got ninja'd. By making them even more sneaky!

How do you improve an uncooperative roommate?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Erm... Replace their brain with a cyborg one, to improve obediance. Also works if you want an abominable army, for... whatever reason <_<

How do you improve world domination?

 

[dalek sec]

By taking over the universe!

How do you improve youtube?

 

[DotSlash]

Have a warning page for when you enter the "weird/deep part of youtube".

How do you improve the economy?

 

[DotSlash]

Make it send stuff backwards in time.

How do you improve DoA's reputation?

(I'm new to the Escapist forums and I'm a big fan of games (fighting games mostly). I like this forum because mostly everything here is intelligent and informative. Since I haven't played many games since I don't have a console, I'm kind of lurking around.)

 

[DotSlash]

Stop releasing new versions every 3 seconds.

How do you improve improv?

(Thanks for the welcoming, Tizzy.)

 

[Fjartholf]

That's easy, add coffee.

Ho do you improve bacon?

 

[DotSlash]

Make it so that it doesn't go into a global shortage

How do you improve homework?

 

[DotSlash]

Make them fart rainbows.

How do you improve cosplay?

 

[dalek sec]

By having really bitching outfits!

How do you improve soda?

 

[DotSlash]

Make it fizz more... MORE!

How do you improve Twitter?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Make it go away...

How do you improve ninjas?

 

[DotSlash]

Don't make them wear orange jumpsuits or scream out loud to gain power...

How do you improve pirates?

 

[tamago]

Put them on chicks with big boobs

How do you improve doors?

 

[DotSlash]

By making ones we actually care about.

How do you improve windows? (actual windows, not the OS)

 

[DotSlash]

Add more chocolate to it.

How do you improve ads?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get rid of them with Pubclub... <.<

How do you improve the news?