The Improvement Game.

[thesilentman]

Dragons. Lots of 'em.

How do you improve life?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Be proactive.

How do you improve sunny weather?

 

[Teoes]

Ingest beer, outside.

How do you improve [insert favourite food here]?

 

[kailus13]

By adding more cheese.

How do you improve watches?

 

[Teoes]

By having them big enough to accommodate the larger, more awkwardly-proportioned foodstuff.

How do you improve a trip to Stockholm?

 

[kailus13]

I do believe there's a syndrome involved.

How do you improve Stockholm syndrome?

 

[thesilentman]

1984.

How do you improve a game?

 

[kailus13]

Add Batman.

How do you improve avatars?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Keep the same one forever. <.<

How do you improve May?

 

[kailus13]

With parties.

How do you improve Chicken chow mein?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Eat it slowly to savor the flavor.

How do you improve hugs?

 

[kailus13]

With augmentation.

How do you improve kittens?

 

[staika]

By canceling it!

how do you improve narwhals?

 

[Teoes]

Give them sharpened steel claws, reverse scuba tanks and a lust for blood.

How do you improve our changes against such monsters?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get better in your gun skills.

How do you improve waiting for new releases of games you like?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Occupy yourself with constructing a functioning, fuel-efficient time-machine.

How do you improve the mutations received from extended time in a nuclear-power device that traverses both space and time?
[small]Seriously, I think I might need to see a doctor if I don't fix them soon...[/small]

 

[kailus13]

With bio-engineering.

How do you improve monkey butlers?

 

[Teoes]

With roller skates.

How do you improve garlic?

 

[Hemlock]

By making it more pungent, tasty and flavorful
How do you improve Electronic Arts?

 

[Teoes]

Purge them with fire and salt..

How do you improve Valve?