The Improvement Game.

[dalek sec]

Just speed them up a little... and make sure they can count to three.

How do you improve Capcom?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Pit it against Marvel.

How do you improve Nacho Cheese Doritos?

 

[Teoes]

Dip them in salsa and/or guacamole and/or garlic dip.

How do you improve Lindt chocolate?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Fill them with silky, smooth peanut butter.

How do you improve a four-slice toaster?

 

[Hemlock]

By adding 4 more slots.
How do you improve piracy?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Make it actually involve naval battles and sword fighting.

How do you improve Cadbury Creme Eggs?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Make them thrice as big!

How do you improve religion and politics at the dinner table?

 

[MrCollins]

Replace them with food.

How do you improve my cooking?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Replace it with food.

How do you improve the sun's orbit?

 

[Headsprouter]

Make it slower. More hours in the day! But don't we move around the sun?

How do you improve zombies?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Give them armored helmets.

(And the universe revolves around me.[/smug])

How do you improve velociraptors with jet packs?

 

[Porygon-2000]

Give them laser beams attached to their frickin' heads

How do you improve personal hygiene?

 

[Headsprouter]

With shower sex.

How do you improve lederhosen?

 

[Teoes]

With beer and Fräuleins.

How do you improve cider?

 

[Hemlock]

Add apples to the cider.
How do you improve pickles?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Through reverse fermentation, turning them back into cucumbers.

How do you improve Mortal Kombat?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

Make it so you don't receive nearly as severe of mutations as my current device gives.
[small]Seriously, I'm starting to get worried...[/small]

How do you improve Metacritic?

 

[Teoes]

Get the idea into everyone's head that it is not the basis for.. anything.

How do you improve teacakes?

 

[MrCollins]

Duh, with Tea.

How do you improve Scones?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Explain what they really are.

How do you improve wall art?