The Improvement Game.

[Porygon-2000]

Sell all rights to the acropolis (where the Parthenon iiiisss...)

How do you improve giant Australian spiders in your firewood? Happened to me today.

 

[kailus13]

With fire, obviously.

How do you improve fire?

 

[username sucks]

With EXPLOSIONS!!

How do you improve EXPLOSIONS!?

 

[kailus13]

With a higher yield.

How do you improve Metal Gear Solid?

 

[username sucks]

By sharpening the disc and throwing it.

How do you improve kittens?

 

[kailus13]

By putting them in a box.

Spoiler: Lookatthemtheyresoadorable!

How do you improve Godzilla?

 

[Teoes]

With some well-chosen foundation and a nice shade of lipstick.

How do you improve a basket of kittens?

 

[username sucks]

Giving the kittens superpowers.

How do you improve the Sub ad that is bloking my text so I can,t see what I type?

 

[Neuromancer]

By giving it advanced cloaking techonology and make it go invincible.

How do you improve Humanity?

 

[Teoes]

END IT!!! Nah, I'm kidding [sub]or am I?[/sub]

How do you improve lemon cakes?

 

[Neuromancer]

More lemon, less cake.

How do you improve ignorance?

 

[Sir Pootis]

By ignoring it.

How do you improve pornography?

 

[username sucks]

With better resolution.

How do you improve dirt?

 

[crazy_coug99]

By adding EXPLOSIONS!?!?!?!?!?

How would you improve bacon?

 

[kailus13]

With melted cheese.

How do you improve coins?

 

[username sucks]

With more. MORE,MOAR MONEY.

How do you improve air?

 

[Teoes]

With lower carbon emissions and by ending our reliance on fossil fuels, man.

How do you improve hippies?

 

[username sucks]

Make it so they consume fossil fuel and emit lots of greenhouse gasses.

How do you improve being stuck in Las Vegas when you cannot gamble or drink yet?

 

[kailus13]

With legal sub-machine guns. If you can buy those. If not, with pretty lights.

How do you improve FABULOUS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Give it a parade!

How do you improve Star Wars?