The Improvement Game.

[kailus13]

By figuring out what it is.

How do you improve scented candles?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By making sure their scented properties don't wear out over time.

How do you improve Steam?

 

[Teoes]

Moar sales.

How do you improve alarms?

 

[kailus13]

BY MAKING THEM LOUDER!

How do you improve headphones?

 

[username sucks]

BY MAKING THEM LOUDER!

How do you improve deafness?

 

[Teoes]

BY MAKING EVERYONE TALK LOUDER!

How do you improve me-time?

 

[username sucks]

By making it a time on all clocks, between 10 and 11.

How do you improve bees?

 

[Neuromancer]

By making them not expire when they sting you.

How do you improve bee stings?

 

[Teoes]

By having them inject happiness and a love for all the animals, instead of a mild venom.

How do you improve a nice cup of tea?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

With poison.

How do you improve the voices in your head?

 

[username sucks]

Let them speak to the outside world. Using your mouth, of course.

How do you improve the Cheeseburger Apocalypse?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

BACON!

How do you improve Airplanes?

 

[Teoes]

With Leslie Neilson.

How do you improve hospitals?

 

[EeveeElectro]

With free sweets.

How do you improve a sunset?

 

[Dalek Caan]

With the love of your life.

How do you improve a T-Rex?

 

[Headsprouter]

Bigger arms. Rawr!

Narcissists.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Give them two mirrors!

Blade Wolf

 

[Teoes]

Umm.. with a whetstone? Can't have a dull Blade Wolf, whatever it is.

How do you improve threads on sexism and boobs?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By walking away slowly without turning your back.

How do you improve barrels of rocket fuel suspiciously sitting near a Celtic mass grave?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

By calmly relocating them around the WBC's main church late at night.

How do you improve budgeting?