The Improvement Game.

[Teoes]

By allocating funds for cake and pie.

How do you improve Fox News?

 

[InfinityCubed]

Cancel it and bring back firefly instead.

How would you improve nutella sandwiches?

 

[username sucks]

Replace the bread with nutella, but keep the original nutella filling in place.

How do you improve this blob of nutella I just created?

 

[Teoes]

By sandwiching it in nutellabread.

How do you improve oatcakes?

 

[username sucks]

With fire.

How do you improve a rock?

 

[EeveeElectro]

By using it to bash your enemies head in.

How do you improve a blowjob?

 

[kailus13]

By getting the girl to hold champagne in her mouth. Learnt that off a documentary.

How do you improve cunnilingus?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Get a willing participant first?

How do you improve our minds and where they are in the gutter?

 

[InfinityCubed]

Not David Cameron.

How do you improve GIANT ROBOTS?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

With giant guns.

How do you improve Giant Guns?

 

[Neuromancer]

More Dakka.

How do you improve More Dakka?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[strong]EVEN MORE DAKKA!

HOW DO YOU IMPROVE EVEN MORE DAKKA!?[/strong]

 

[Neuromancer]

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

How do you improve flash gitz?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By painting them red!

How do you improve that Titan over there?

 

[InfinityCubed]

By installing an anti-Kratos force field??

How do you improve youtube?

 

[username sucks]

With a better site design.

How do you improve defense against ninjas?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Perhaps by making the only entrance to your compound require you to beat the old silver surfer game to enter.

How do you improve hospitals?

 

[Teoes]

With universal health care for the US and private health care for the UK.

How do you improve noisy French people?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

By throwing tear gas grenades at them.

How do you improve France?

 

[Neuromancer]

By winning the One Hundred Years War and annexing all the minor French vassals.

How do you improve Burgundy?