The Infinite Monkeys Theory

[Jack and Calumon]

A Universe where the choice of Anime in Britain wasn't limited to Card Games on Motorcycles, The endless adventures of Ash Ketchum, The non stop quest of the magical smoking Ninja and pals and Digimon: Data Squad (Which I don't really like anyway, but I couldn't think of anything for it).

Calumon: Why can't they just show Tamers again?

 

[interspark]

A Universe where the choice of Anime in Britain wasn't limited to Card Games on Motorcycles, The endless adventures of Ash Ketchum, The non stop quest of the magical smoking Ninja and pals and Digimon: Data Squad (Which I don't really like anyway, but I couldn't think of anything for it).

Calumon: Why can't they just show Tamers again?

i know, i'll die happy on the day that we start airing great shows like negima and magical girl nanoha

 

[lacktheknack]

The solution to Infinite Monkeys Writing Shakespeare is "As long as it takes for a monkey to write Shakespeare".

Wait...

Your title LIED to me.

 

[lacktheknack]

A universe where there are NO OTHER ALTERNATE UNIVERSES.
Think about it, then wait for your head to explode.

There's a solution to that... our own, if no alternate universes exist.

And, by definition, there's no such thing as "multiple universes". Simply "multiverse pockets".

 

[Toaster Hunter]

There is an alternate universe where there are no alternate universes...

That sound is your head imploding.

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

There is a universe in which this post happened three days earlier and, by simple definition by this post, ceased to exist, causing that universe to implode.

I am officially a mass murderer and a destroyer of universes. Bask in my infamy.

 

[Wiiiiiiilliam]

A universe where Chuck Norris is batman.

 

[Endocrom]

A universe where the ZP review if "Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ" won the viewers choice award.

A universe where Worf only won second place in the martial arts tournament (He's also banging Troi).

A universe where everyone has goatees and people write stories of alternate universes filled with evil clean-shaven counterparts.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

A universe in which Duke Nukem Forever was released... oh wait.

See? The release has inhibited people's ability to make jokes already!

Let's see. A universe where...DRAGONS!

 

[Plurralbles]

In some universe, VODKA DRINKS YOU!

 

[theComposer]

A universe in which Duke Nukem Forever was released... oh wait.

See? The release has inhibited people's ability to make jokes already!

Let's see. A universe where...DRAGONS!

DRAGONS > Duke Nukem joke? What crazy alternate universe do you live in?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

There's a universe where the escapist is a place.
I'm moving, anyone wanna come with?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

A Universe where the choice of Anime in Britain wasn't limited to Card Games on Motorcycles, The endless adventures of Ash Ketchum, The non stop quest of the magical smoking Ninja and pals and Digimon: Data Squad (Which I don't really like anyway, but I couldn't think of anything for it).

Calumon: Why can't they just show Tamers again?

i know, i'll die happy on the day that we start airing great shows like negima and magical girl nanoha

And lucky star! Never forget lucky star!

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

A universe in which Duke Nukem Forever was released... oh wait.

See? The release has inhibited people's ability to make jokes already!

Let's see. A universe where...DRAGONS!

DRAGONS > Duke Nukem joke? What crazy alternate universe do you live in?

No, the first two sentences of my post were a digression about how Duke Nukem's release has tainted a legacy of joke-making. You see, in an alternate universe where Duke Nukem Forever was never released, the reply to this thread, "An alternate universe were Duke Nukem Forever was actually released" would be witty. With the release looming, we are no longer able to make jokes regarding Duke Nukem Forever's perpetual development.

The last two sentences were my admittedly weak contribution to the thread. I was on the spot and couldn't think of a clever alternate universe. Now I think there should be an alternate universe where tap-dancing is to that universe what card games are to the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe.

 

[the Dept of Science]

An interesting thought about the infinate monkeys theory (I know this is off topic).

The monkeys (assuming their input in the keyboard was perfectly random) would eventually come up with Hamlet.
If you did the same experiment with an infinate number of people (that aren't Shakespeare), then they would never manage the same feat.

 

[Leopard]

There's a univerese where I'm a Green Lantern. What i wouldn't give to be a Green Lantern...

 

[drbarno]

A universe where wars are committed exactly like parties. Battlefields consisted on using party poppers at the enemy and dancing off on various disco mats and such.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A universe where we are fiction and all the fiction we have made is real.

A universe that is just

A Room With A Moose!

You have officially brightened my day. Excuse me while I watch Invader Zim.

 

[interspark]

A universe where wars are committed exactly like parties. Battlefields consisted on using party poppers at the enemy and dancing off on various disco mats and such.

oh my! i think you may have just stumbled upon the solution that will lead to world peace!

 

[interspark]

A Universe where the choice of Anime in Britain wasn't limited to Card Games on Motorcycles, The endless adventures of Ash Ketchum, The non stop quest of the magical smoking Ninja and pals and Digimon: Data Squad (Which I don't really like anyway, but I couldn't think of anything for it).

Calumon: Why can't they just show Tamers again?

i know, i'll die happy on the day that we start airing great shows like negima and magical girl nanoha

And lucky star! Never forget lucky star!

hmm, never heard of it, i shall have to check it out. i was gonna say to-love-ru aswell but that kind of fell apart once they stopped following the manga, i mean, why stuff a series with lousy fillers when there are so many awesome storylines right under your noses?!?