The Injustice League welcomes new challengers

[Johnlives]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine the webbed foot of a platypus stamping on an imp's face... forever.

I think you'll find your opponents are not so easily overcome. Even those you least expect can put up a good fight.

Spoiler

 

[SharPhoe]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

A surprise flanking manoeuvre led by a desperate cadre of long-assumed-dead user groups? Legends are made of such stuff. If you can, I think you should rope in the Transgender Open Group as well.

'Cos if you don't, I mean, that's just mean and exclusionary... :/

There's a group for that?
Hmm. Yes, I'll try to get them in too. Of course, I don't really expect anyone to show up from either group, but I'll try.

As the leader (Captain? Commander? Head honcho?) of the Gaymers, it's only proper that I attempt to do my part, whatever that must be, to show that we are not well and truly gone.

 

[Jack Action]

How... unrefined. You will be in no state to fight if you catch food poisoning off that raw tiger meat, not that you will be when my Big Daddy henchmen finish with you anyway!

Food poisoning would be evidence of weakness. As is brainwashing men (and supergluing them inside armored diving suits) into following you.

 

[Silence]

Yeeeha !


... wait *looks at own user groups*
ehh ..

Split loyalties eh? Pick a side you really support and then in your other groups you can be an ambassador or mole, depending on alignment

 

[username sucks]

As the leader (Captain? Commander? Head honcho?) of the Gaymers, it's only proper that I attempt to do my part, whatever that must be, to show that we are not well and truly gone.

Glorious Leader!
Congrats on your first forum post in over a year, by the way. Glad to have you on board!

*Rambling continues for a few more hours*

Yes, keep distracting them! I shall ready the dragons!

CHAAAAAAARGE!

 

[savageoblivi0n]

*looks at user groups*
Hmm... I think the only group I could represent is the EUNOPF, since I likely wouldn't get much reinforcement from the other groups. But I represented them last time.

Or maybe... Maybe I could try to rally the Gaymers! The group is in a deep slumber, but if it can be woken, our fabulousness will be unstoppable!

With any luck, I shall return with reinforcements! Reinforcements and rainbows!

A surprise flanking manoeuvre led by a desperate cadre of long-assumed-dead user groups? Legends are made of such stuff. If you can, I think you should rope in the Transgender Open Group as well.

'Cos if you don't, I mean, that's just mean and exclusionary... :/

There's a group for that?
Hmm. Yes, I'll try to get them in too. Of course, I don't really expect anyone to show up from either group, but I'll try.

As the leader (Captain? Commander? Head honcho?) of the Gaymers, it's only proper that I attempt to do my part, whatever that must be, to show that we are not well and truly gone.

Wait, we have a Commander?
(I could have sworn we were an autonomous collective)
Well..I guess you learn something new every day..
(Does this mean we'll get some cool new weapons?)
Wait, what'd we do with the old ones?
(Let's just say katanas don't make for good carving knives...)
yeah...that was a messy thanksgiving..
(Captcha: end of story)
Hey you don't get to tell me when I'm do*Mic cuts off, "FUCK!" echoes across the room*

 

[JoJo]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine the webbed foot of a platypus stamping on an imp's face... forever.

I think you'll find your opponents are not so easily overcome. Even those you least expect can put up a good fight.

Spoiler

We shall see... *throws a Venus fly trap in your face*

How... unrefined. You will be in no state to fight if you catch food poisoning off that raw tiger meat, not that you will be when my Big Daddy henchmen finish with you anyway!

Food poisoning would be evidence of weakness. As is brainwashing men (and supergluing them inside armored diving suits) into following you.

My Big Daddies need no brainwashing, they follow my young self out of pure respect for my authority. Now I'm afraid it's time for you to die, Mr Action, I trust you will not make this any harder than it has to be.

 

[SharPhoe]

As the leader (Captain? Commander? Head honcho?) of the Gaymers, it's only proper that I attempt to do my part, whatever that must be, to show that we are not well and truly gone.

Glorious Leader!
Congrats on your first forum post in over a year, by the way. Glad to have you on board!

Oh, geez, I HAVE been away for quite some time, haven't I?
Well, not AWAY away, just... dormant. I've kept a watchfu; eye over my domain even in silence. Someone's gotta keep my troupe of ragamuffins in line...

 

[Jack Action]

My Big Daddies need no brainwashing, they follow my young self out of pure respect for my authority. Now I'm afraid it's time for you to die, Mr Action, I trust you will not make this any harder than it has to be.

Come at me bro. I'll eat your laser sharks alive and spit their teeth at you.

 

[Johnlives]

We shall see... *throws a Venus fly trap in your face*

mmm delicious Venus fly trap, that's two of the food groups covered in one.

Of course you'll have a hard time doing that once your shoes mysteriously disappear and someone pours lego all over your floors.

 

[BreakfastMan]

My Big Daddies need no brainwashing, they follow my young self out of pure respect for my authority. Now I'm afraid it's time for you to die, Mr Action, I trust you will not make this any harder than it has to be.

Come at me bro. I'll eat your laser sharks alive and spit their teeth at you.

You take one of us on, you take us all on!

 

[Jack Action]

You take one of us on, you take us all on!

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Yeees, focus on the gator!

 

[BreakfastMan]

You take one of us on, you take us all on!

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Yeees, focus on the gator!

You wanna go, boi? *Gets on top of the turnbuckle*

 

[FPLOON]

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich! <color=white>(I forgot The Injustice League still exist... )

No-one expects the Injustice League!

What about the Spinach Inquisition? I'm sure someone suspects them as much as The Injustice League...

 

[JoJo]

My Big Daddies need no brainwashing, they follow my young self out of pure respect for my authority. Now I'm afraid it's time for you to die, Mr Action, I trust you will not make this any harder than it has to be.

Come at me bro. I'll eat your laser sharks alive and spit their teeth at you.

Very well, I'll call in the henchgoats:

We shall see... *throws a Venus fly trap in your face*

mmm delicious Venus fly trap, that's two of the food groups covered in one.

Of course you'll have a hard time doing that once your shoes mysteriously disappear and someone pours lego all over your floors.

Oh god, not the lego! *flashes back to the Duplex wars*

 

[BreakfastMan]

Holy shit on a fucking sandwich! <color=white>(I forgot The Injustice League still exist... )

No-one expects the Injustice League!

What about the Spinach Inquisition? I'm sure someone suspects them as much as The Injustice League...

Just don't expect The Spanish Inquisition [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Spanish-Inquisition]. If they show up, that would be bad for all of us...

 

[username sucks]

Fighting

And

Super

Distracted

Yes, fight among yourselves...
(wait for it, wait for iiiiiiit)
*recieves orders from SharPhoe*
[HEADING=1]ATTACK![/HEADING]

Snip

Snip

Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

 

[JoJo]

Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

Why not ally with the Injustice League? We have willing [footnote]May or may not actually be willing, terms and conditions apply[/footnote] manslaves you can borrow, T0ad can be one!

 

[BreakfastMan]

Yes, fight among yourselves...
(wait for it, wait for iiiiiiit)
*recieves orders from SharPhoe*
[HEADING=1]ATTACK![/HEADING]

WooOOOOOOOOOOH, LETS GET IT ON.

 

[username sucks]

Join me, my fellow Gaymers!

Why not ally with the Injustice League? We have willing [footnote]May or may not actually be willing, terms and conditions apply[/footnote] manslaves you can borrow, T0ad can be one!

Tempting... but no. You stand for all the injustice in this world! Our group fights injustice! Therefore, you are an enemy!

Yes, fight among yourselves...
(wait for it, wait for iiiiiiit)
*recieves orders from SharPhoe*
[HEADING=1]ATTACK![/HEADING]

WooOOOOOOOOOOH, LETS GET IT ON.

Ow...
I mean, uh.
Wrestling? HA! I could show you how the Gaymers wrestle, but I don't think you could handle it! I shall be merciful, and instead

Spoiler: Release the dragons!

BATHE IN RAINBOW FIRE!