The Injustice League

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Meet the power of my extreme apathy!

Apathy isn't a super power!

It's a mutation of the genes...

Science can still save you!

I'm a genetic scientist.

And Apathy certainly isn't a superpower, but it's sure to burst the bubble of the egotistical. (;

To quote Keanu Reeves: "Whoa"

That must be an... interesting job

And egos were made to be broken, or at least brought back to square one a couple of times!

Heh, let's hope so, I'm still in training for the moment.

And I'm glad I could assist in deflating the bubble for you!

Me? Have an ego?

It's all for a joke!

The internets must be entertained, by any means necessary!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis. I don't think you're fit to lead. Perhaps you should retire

One man's opinion, an enemy's too!

Yes, we'll take your word for it XD

Hey, if complete denial of what's right in front of you gets you through the day then that's cool

I've become the Taco Knight

I am now at peace with my mind

but the war rages on!

Good to see you finally accept your limitations I take it you'll end this silly charade and stop trying to tangle with the big boys?

What limitations?

My mind has been restored, but a certain phrase can bring it back.

But still, I train for the Brovenger attack

 

[Carbonyl]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

 

[Carbonyl]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

 

[Carbonyl]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

You want evil?

Spoiler: Pick your poison motherf**ker

And what I really want to do

Spoiler

 

[Carbonyl]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

You want evil?

Spoiler: Pick your poison motherf**ker

And what I really want to do

Spoiler

You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.

You are not cut out for your job, sorry.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

You want evil?

Spoiler: Pick your poison motherf**ker

And what I really want to do

Spoiler

You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.

You are not cut out for your job, sorry.

That's the stereotypical badguy

I could have the tech crew hack into your profile and cause you to get banned, if we felt like it

This is merely a warm-up, for bigger things to come!

 

[Carbonyl]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

You want evil?

Spoiler: Pick your poison motherf**ker

And what I really want to do

Spoiler

You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.

You are not cut out for your job, sorry.

That's the stereotypical badguy

I could have the tech crew hack into your profile and cause you to get banned, if we felt like it

This is merely a warm-up, for bigger things to come!

See, that's not villainy, that would just be mean, it would make you a bully.
Actual fighting isn't fun, and I know from experience.
The spirit of this is meant to be light-hearted jest, the Brovengers are warriors of whimsy. Silliness is my calling, and I fight for the freedom of fun.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

No, you missed the change in plans, we're washing you to death. With pepto bismal.

Hanging you is just a formality.

Oh, that's SO much better than being hanged

Washed? Not drowning in Pepto-Bismol?

Why not hang my washed body, then set it on fire? Seems drastic enough!

After we put you in a washing machine, you won't light on fire because you'll be too soggy, that's how science works.

Come on man, get it together.

You wait until the corpse dries, duh!

I'm sorry, am I not helping you enough plotting my death at YOUR hands?

You really aren't being very helpful. You haven't even told us your weaknesses in extensive detail! And can't you be more creative than just "kill it with fire"? Sheesh, and you call yourself a villain. Shouldn't you be an expert on nefarious plots? You are quite remiss in your duties, are you sure you want to pursue a career in villainy with such a small skill set?
*shuffles papers*
With your grades on the villain test you can maybe get into..... Black Manta's henchman internship program!

You want evil?

Spoiler: Pick your poison motherf**ker

And what I really want to do

Spoiler

You see, you're supposed to tie me to a log on a conveyer belt, start up a giant saw, and then force me to watch those, so that they are the last thing I see before my "inevitable doom". Haven't you seen any cartoon villains? Right now I can just not click play.

You are not cut out for your job, sorry.

That's the stereotypical badguy

I could have the tech crew hack into your profile and cause you to get banned, if we felt like it

This is merely a warm-up, for bigger things to come!

See, that's not villainy, that would just be mean, it would make you a bully.
Actual fighting isn't fun, and I know from experience.
The spirit of this is meant to be light-hearted jest, the Brovengers are warriors of whimsy. Silliness is my calling, and I fight for the freedom of fun.

Well, meanness IS a synonym for villainy...

Spoiler: Personal Motivation

I'm not a fighter; I'm a pacifist!

But if I'm cast (or take up) the role of the villain, I can't go half-way!

Need to go ALL the way, no matter the cost!

 

[Lucem712]

We're no movie villains who give our adversaries every chance to escape; we just shoot you in the face, then we feed you to sharks.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We're no movie villains who give our adversaries every chance to escape; we just shoot you in the face, then we feed you to sharks.

Don't worry.

I'm sure the IL are doing juuuuuust fine.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We're no movie villains who give our adversaries every chance to escape; we just shoot you in the face, then we feed you to sharks.

Don't worry.

I'm sure the IL are doing juuuuuust fine.

I've had much better 15 seconds of my life, thank you very much

Like watching paint dry

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We're no movie villains who give our adversaries every chance to escape; we just shoot you in the face, then we feed you to sharks.

Don't worry.

I'm sure the IL are doing juuuuuust fine.

I've had much better 15 seconds of my life, thank you very much

Like watching paint dry

Or your own conception

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We're no movie villains who give our adversaries every chance to escape; we just shoot you in the face, then we feed you to sharks.

Don't worry.

I'm sure the IL are doing juuuuuust fine.

I've had much better 15 seconds of my life, thank you very much

Like watching paint dry

Or your own conception

Your mind games don't work against me!

I have protection against such forces: LOGIC!

Coupled with REASONING!

 

[Lucem712]

I go away for an hour for swim practice, and I come back to people wanting to hang/burn me at the stake??

I must be a great villain after all, with all this negativity!

Jesus, aren't these the good guys? I don't recall Batman ever having a BBQ around someone who was simultaneously hung and burnt at the stake.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Umm I uh can I maybe join

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

Well I suppose I could hate Daystar if you really needed me to

.....uh, curse you Daystar and your dastardly deeds *shakes fist in direction of England*