The Injustice League

[Daystar Clarion]

Thanks to Zeus, I'm off early! Huzzah for that!

You scoundrel!

Also, your mother is of an unappealing persuasion. I would never ally you to a noble cause such as ours!

But every noble cause needs a person with sticky fingers. A person who's willing to get his hands dirty. A person who, with unparalleled dexterity, can do... something. I don't know, I'm running out of metaphors.

But the Brovengers make a better offer than the Injustice League anyway. And I keep mistyping Injustice as "Injustive", so I feel I would be a poor fit.

I know, I'm merely shit flinging. If there's anyone who's amoral and down in the shit, it's a gunslinger, do ya ken?

Or a LEAGUE of Injustice, just so ya know!

A goddess with the ability to make things look pretty?

CALL THE F***ING SWAT, S**T JUST GOT REAL!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

The fuck you say?



Yeah, I'm pretty sure controlling ice, fire and lightning, as well as being able to slow down time and manipulate reality with a celestial paintbrush are all very pretty.

You know what else they can do?

[HEADING=1]Kill yo ass![/HEADING]

OH NO! ELEMENTS!

Bah, elements are silly. Only the Greek gods/goddesses got it right, and there's a heck of a lot more of them than there is of one wolf goddess.

You should be glad I'm a merciful god.

Cause I'mma mercy the shit out of you.

 

[The Funslinger]

snip

Yes, I'm aware. Dark Tower = Dark Tower series.

See that Big Daddy on your team? *gasp*

It's from a game called Bioshock!

I know, right? Not obvious at all!

 

[The Funslinger]

snip

We are not the bronies.

You'll stamp on his face until he stops moving, and by god, you'll LIKE IT!

 

[shrekfan246]

Bah, just fly on out of here with your ship

Can't rely on ANY newcomers to help...

I believe that most people would agree that when hiring a mercenary, you should always check that you're making the best offer. I could be mistaken, of course, it's been a while since I read up on the "Mercenary's Handbook".

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I do NOT have ADD/ADHD

I merely pretend to have it for comedic purposes

AND THIS ISN'T ONE OF THOSE TIMES

:O look at the ball! Go get the ball!

Do you take me for a simplton?

*clap clap*

Orphan! Go chase the ball!

Thanks to Zeus, I'm off early! Huzzah for that!

You scoundrel!

Also, your mother is of an unappealing persuasion. I would never ally you to a noble cause such as ours!

But every noble cause needs a person with sticky fingers. A person who's willing to get his hands dirty. A person who, with unparalleled dexterity, can do... something. I don't know, I'm running out of metaphors.

But the Brovengers make a better offer than the Injustice League anyway. And I keep mistyping Injustice as "Injustive", so I feel I would be a poor fit.

I know, I'm merely shit flinging. If there's anyone who's amoral and down in the shit, it's a gunslinger, do ya ken?

Or a LEAGUE of Injustice, just so ya know!

A goddess with the ability to make things look pretty?

CALL THE F***ING SWAT, S**T JUST GOT REAL!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

The fuck you say?



Yeah, I'm pretty sure controlling ice, fire and lightning, as well as being able to slow down time and manipulate reality with a celestial paintbrush are all very pretty.

You know what else they can do?

[HEADING=1]Kill yo ass![/HEADING]

OH NO! ELEMENTS!

Bah, elements are silly. Only the Greek gods/goddesses got it right, and there's a heck of a lot more of them than there is of one wolf goddess.

You should be glad I'm a merciful god.

Cause I'mma mercy the shit out of you.

Mercy?

Is that some kind of Eastern religion?

snip

Yes, I'm aware. Dark Tower = Dark Tower series.

See that Big Daddy on your team? *gasp*

It's from a game called Bioshock!

I know, right? Not obvious at all!

I'll gladly talk to Ken Levine

*10 minutes later*

Well, I now have the rights to the Big Daddy character! Now, let's put a jetpack on him!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Bah, just fly on out of here with your ship

Can't rely on ANY newcomers to help...

I believe that most people would agree that when hiring a mercenary, you should always check that you're making the best offer. I could be mistaken, of course, it's been a while since I read up on the "Mercenary's Handbook".

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

 

[Hazy992]

Do you take me for a simplton?

*clap clap*

Orphan! Go chase the ball!

simplton

You spelled simpleton wrong

This is delicious!

 

[shrekfan246]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Do you take me for a simpleton?

*clap clap*

Orphan! Go chase the ball!

simplton

You spelled simpleton wrong

This is delicious!

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

 

[Hazy992]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you Do tacos understand irony?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

 

[The Funslinger]

Do you take me for a simpleton?

*clap clap*

Orphan! Go chase the ball!

simplton

You spelled simpleton wrong

This is delicious!

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

It's relevant when you claim not to be stupid while committing an act of stupidity. You're setting yourself up for a fall.

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

Plus you've betrayed them to the side of good, so you're still a good guy. That said, you're still a mercenary.

I've got my eye on you, bro.

 

[Hazy992]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis. I don't think you're fit to lead. Perhaps you should retire

 

[shrekfan246]

Plus you've betrayed them to the side of good, so you're still a good guy. That said, you're still a mercenary.

I've got my eye on you, bro.

It's cool, bro. I wouldn't have faith in the Brovengers if you weren't skeptical.

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

I don't believe you could find any Galactic Strip Clubs after The Empire took control... in fact, I don't believe they even allowed television sets on their ships! They were strictly against fun. What kind of galaxy is that to live in?

And I believe that man is probably dead. Though not because he broke the rules!

 

[The Funslinger]

Plus you've betrayed them to the side of good, so you're still a good guy. That said, you're still a mercenary.

I've got my eye on you, bro.

It's cool, bro. I wouldn't have faith in the Brovengers if you weren't skeptical.

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

I don't believe you could find any Galactic Strip Clubs after The Empire took control... in fact, I don't believe they even allowed television sets on their ships! They were strictly against fun. What kind of galaxy is that to live in?

And I believe that man is probably dead. Though not because he broke the rules!

As a reader of the extended universe, I'd like to point out Han Solo is still alive. Chewie is dead, but his son is Han's new wookie bro.

 

[Carbonyl]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

Dude, dude, Batman doesn't play by the rules.... ARE YOU QUESTIONING BATMAN?!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Do you take me for a simpleton?

*clap clap*

Orphan! Go chase the ball!

simplton

You spelled simpleton wrong

This is delicious!

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

It's relevant when you claim not to be stupid while committing an act of stupidity. You're setting yourself up for a fall.

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

Plus you've betrayed them to the side of good, so you're still a good guy. That said, you're still a mercenary.

I've got my eye on you, bro.

Typing fast=Stupidity?

Ok...

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis. I don't think you're fit to lead. Perhaps you should retire

One man's opinion, an enemy's too!

Yes, we'll take your word for it XD

Plus you've betrayed them to the side of good, so you're still a good guy. That said, you're still a mercenary.

I've got my eye on you, bro.

It's cool, bro. I wouldn't have faith in the Brovengers if you weren't skeptical.

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

I don't believe you could find any Galactic Strip Clubs after The Empire took control... in fact, I don't believe they even allowed television sets on their ships! They were strictly against fun. What kind of galaxy is that to live in?

And I believe that man is probably dead. Though not because he broke the rules!

How dare they, that explains why all the stormtroopers look alike; excessive uniform regulations!

And are you sure? A lot of things that can kill you are "against" the rules

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I thought you would be the "Han Solo" type mercenary; you know, a theif with a heart of gold

BUT NOPE

Had to be "edgy" and "not play by the rules", didn't we?

You monster

Hah! Han Solo would've betrayed the Rebels every day of the week if they hadn't had the hot chick on their side!

And a wise man once said: "Rules are made to be broken."

He could have easily found another woman at some galactic strip club!

And where is that man? Probably in jail for TREASON... or MURDER

Dude, dude, Batman doesn't play by the rules.... ARE YOU QUESTIONING BATMAN?!

Batman doesn't do either!

And besides...

I HAVE BECOME THE TACO KNIGHT

(Batman's alternate reality persona!)

 

[Hazy992]

Now we're bringing grammar and spelling into this war!?

We'd all be sentenced by a grand jury, at some point!

No I just found it ironic that you say you're not a simpleton by misspelling simpleton. Maybe the irony is lost on you

And I used to make sure all my posts were spell-checked...

F**k it, if I'm evil, spelling must go out the window!

Or maybe I could be the high-class villain

Or both?

A new me must rise from the metaphoric ashes of my mistake!

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis. I don't think you're fit to lead. Perhaps you should retire

One man's opinion, an enemy's too!

Yes, we'll take your word for it XD

Hey, if complete denial of what's right in front of you gets you through the day then that's cool