The Invention (Inventor?) Game

[Jamanticus]

I decide to take my tricycle-building somewhere else, so Portkins can't destroy it.

I build the frame out of a duritanium alloy....Again.....

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I weld a model of a sheep on it

 

[COR 2000]

I attach a Nerf-gun to the side, so Toddlers operating it can use it and get a feeling of a Drive-by.

 

[Portkins]

Nay. Tis' destroyed.

I place down a oak cabinet.

 

[Copter400]

I give the cabinet a mighty varnishing.

 

[Portkins]

I give it wheels.

 

[COR 2000]

I give it a Top-of-the-notch Security scanner, Ya' know, to keep it safe from Thieves.

 

[Portkins]

I put a bottle of bourbon in it.

 

[Copter400]

Suddenly inspired, I fill the cabinet with various alcoholic beverages. There are several types of gin.

 

[Jamanticus]

I add a Laser-Kill-o-Zap gun to the top of it to work with COR 2000's Security Scanner and give those thieves what they deserve.

 

[Copter400]

I swap the doors for bullet-proof glass ones and add a high-quality lock to them.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I add a Hot Air Balloon on top. Now it comfortably resides at precisely 3 inches above the ground.

 

[COR 2000]

I add a Sidearm to the bottom and make it part Gun-shelf.

 

[Jamanticus]

I put in a micro-distillery so that it can make its own fine alcoholic beverages without running out.

 

[COR 2000]

I add a mirror to the side so people ca n admire their faces while getting drinks.

 

[Portkins]

I apply defribulation pads and set them to high, and allow a strong charge to escape.

 

[COR 2000]

I attach a radar setup to warn of intruders and as to when the best time to escape would be.

 

[Portkins]

It's not working!!
NOOOO!!!

*Flatline*

 

[Anarchemitis]

I pop the balloon.
It plummets a tremendous 3 inches.

 

[COR 2000]

It instantly shatters, and we have to do it all over again. Either that or.....

*Grabs Time Machine*

Excuse me for a moment....