The Invention (Inventor?) Game

[Portkins]

Right, right... next basis.... Let's try...

I drop a burnt out old stove. The innards are fried, along with the wiring; which means it's not going to work, ever.

The frame parts are in fine condition and it looks like it could support a rough 650Kg of weight.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I gut the interior, cut holes in the sides and back, and attach glass to the holes. Now we have a fishtank stove.

 

[Copter400]

I add a filter, gravel, heater, water, plants, decorative castle and guppies to the fishtank stove. Now we have a bona fide aquarium.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I add a water-proof Disco light inside.

 

[Copter400]

I add wheels and tracks to the sides of the thing.

 

[Omnidum]

I put a little NPZR* down the bottom, wind it up and make it walk around while it says "Yarrbrainsbzzz".


*Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.

 

[Copter400]

I wonder what the fuck that was meant to do.

 

[chomesuke]

I train the guppies to kill the NPZR, the disco guppie society can live happy again, in peace.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

i add a robotic arm to the sides of it

 

[Anarchemitis]

I add a record player. It begins to sing 'Fly me to the moon'.

 

[chomesuke]

I install, next to the record player, a box full of old records. Because even that song will bore us someday.

 

[Omnidum]

I install a generator that needs silicium batteries to function.*


*Batteries not included.

 

[chomesuke]

I put on a laser! because nothing is really complete without one, is it?

 

[Omnidum]

Everything still needs power, so I put a whole pack of silicium batteries in the generator.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

i add a portable super computer.

 

[Portkins]

Uhm.

The Tank peels apart, as Anarch has compromised it's durability, and you put a generator into a fish tank, which would kill the fish.

Someone else put down a base.

 

[chomesuke]

I put down a base. because it was requested.

 

[Copter400]

I scold Chrome for being a smart arse.

 

[jeremyTH]

I put down an Atari 2600.

 

[Portkins]

What.

I give it a propellar and engine suitable for a mini-submarine, and encase it in a shell strong enough to go to the bottom of the sea.