The Item to your immediate right

[Klarinette]

That would be my cell phone, and it keeps vibrating due to an old boyfriend talking about how he's thinking about me. UGHHHHH, I'm surly and not sober and hurting over someone else, FUCK OFF.

That said, this is my goddamn weapon? Wow, I'm screwed.

Aside: What the hell happened with the Captcha? It's big, completely legible, and I even got one that makes sense. "full tilt"

 

[NeoShinGundam]

NOOO!!! Not my brand new all-in-one printer!! Actually, it would probably make a decent crushing weapon.

 

[Zanderinfal]

Left: A ball point pen (I'm fucked).
Right: A newspaper (double fucked right there).
I'M FUCKED.
TIMES 2.

Times 3 actually. Cause you have 1 fucked, and then two more fucked.

Good point.
Fuck it. I'm going to hell tonight none-the-less.

 

[BeerTent]

A BT-4 Assault...

Woodsball Paintball Marker.

Well, if they can still identify things, I might be able to spook them. If not, the stock might make a decent bludgeon. Better than the External Hard-drive to my Right.

 

[Biosophilogical]

A pillow.

Hmmmm... I wonder if zombies are allergic to cotton...

No? I didn't think so. I am screwed.

Well actually ... the last time a zombie attacked me, all I had was a hand full of cotton, and here I am.

OT: A reasonably heavy wooden chair ... I'm so dead ... unless ... quickly, give me some of your cotton!

 

[TheLoneBeet]

Sunglasses on my right. Great, I can put those on and be eaten while looking like a douche. I'd be luckier if I was allowed the left, because there's a sword hanging on the wall.

 

[OManoghue]

My Blackberry... Shit.

 

[Humble Grapefruit]

To my left:
A mini stapler
A partially assembled frog puzzle

To my right:
A copy of the Gettysburg Address

Oh boy...

 

[Wireframefool]

Uh, a glass of water with mostly melted ice? Well, I AM kinda thirsty.

 

[Maskedman27]

Well to my immediate right is a pillow... so I guess i'm gonna smother me some zombies?
Or the guitar nearby, but thats less fun

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

OH COME ON! I kinda just got this Ipod. >:-|

It is rather heavy though.

 

[onewheeled]

An Amazon Kindle...

Maybe I can bore the zombies to death with Edith Hamilton's book Mythology?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

A Printer!

Hooray for an early death!

 

[sir.rutthed]

Six string guitar. Or my stack of video games. think I'll go with the guitar.

 

[kouriichi]

Solid stainless steal Pimp cup, with fake gold and cubic zirconium inlay.

What? You totally would by one if you could. And think about how good it could cave a zombies head in!

 

[UnboughtStuffedDogs]

A 15w Egnater Tweaker and matching 2x12 speaker cabinet.

The speaker cab weighs a bit, and has a handle on the top, and I guess I could lob the head at a zombie.

 

[EZola19]

Interesting thread...

On my right is a vietnamese tourist magazine written in japanese
On my left is a metal coat rack (which I could theoretically use as a spear)

 

[Angry Camel]

If only this Baretta replica pistol was real... oh well, my computer gamepad is quite solid to swing around.

 

[Hisshiss]

My PSP. The same psp I have had to get repaired twice because it breaks in half if you so much as breath on it at a bad angle.


....Ehhh...

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

A 4X8 mural of the Beatles Yellow Submarine on a sheet of foam board... Maybe I can distract them with the bright colors? (I know I'm screwed)