The Item to your immediate right

[sam42ification]

Mouse on the right, tissues and floss on the left. I will die with a dry nose and clean teeth.


I could use the laptop directly infront of me to search up a way to kill zombies with tissues and floss because you can find anything on the net. (Not really of corse, you can't find crap on the internet).

 

[Abedecain]

To my right a Large Starbucks Mug (Don't ask), or to my left two hammers
I wonder if I have the dual wielding skill yet...

 

[Faux Furry]

Since I live in Texas, it's a given that the item to my immediate right is a gun and the item to its immediate right is an even bigger gun, I think that I would be alright come a Zombie Apocalypse.

Nah, I'm kidding. There is a pocket-sized notebook with a pen clipped to it to my immediate right.

Hopefully, the pen truly proves to be mightier than the sword and that I can literally shield myself behind my ideas and ideals in written form or else I would be in pretty bad shape to fend off zombies unless my ideas about zombies contained in one such notepad prove true in that scenario which would mean that I would wind up having to protect the zombies instead of protecting myself from zombies.

 

[Zyntoxic]

A Duke Nukem Forever papercraft template (one of the most boring papercrafts I've ever made tbh)

 

[Adam Galli]

My fiancee...? and to my left an empty iced tea bottle.

 

[mcattack92]

A box of Original Savoys that is slowly getting emptier.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Give a man a screwdriver, he's Superman. Give him two, and he's God!

Or was it with a different object? Whatever.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Power drill.

Luckily it's still on charge, so it should be good to go for at least 10 minutes, and it's pretty heavy, so if it comes down to it I guess I can hit them with it as well.

Good thing I'm wearing goggles and a dust mask right now, last thing I want is a load of zombie blood in my eyes and mouth.

 

[vivster]

to the immediate right there is a wall
but there is a half empty ice tea pack on the windowsill still in arm's reach

 

[DanielDeFig]

My mouse, my mousepad, and a pillow.

I think I'm better of using my legs to desperately run form y life.

 

[A Weakgeek]

Bowl from which i ate cerial yesterday that still has some milk on it. Yeah unless the zombies like milk im screwed. Also little more to the right there is my Halo reach statue.

 

[Trull]

4x4x2 inch TARDIS

if it worked, It would be cool, but alas, it is all but plastic

 

[Eolon]

My controller on the left; some exams and my printer on the right.

I think I can McGyver all of these things to make a flamethrower.

 

[BlackMageBob]

800FT-LB Torque Wrench to my right...iPad on the left.

I think I'll take the wrench.

 

[Master Kuja]

An empty cider bottle?
Come at me bro.

Also, really Escapist? Forcing me to play an advert to get my captcha?

 

[Death Carr]

uhhh some anti-perspirant, a lighter and some duct tape. helooo improvised flame-thrower

 

[Nomad Warrior]

Smells like summer in here... Wait, where am I? Dammit!

 

[Sarali]

To my right... a spoon.
To my left... tissue.

Can I at least have both? That way the zombies can be all refined and they can both use a spoon to eat me AND clean themselves up afterwards. Convenience!

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Oh...
IT'S A BLOODY HAIRBRUSH!
Not even my own...
oh and by bloody i don't literally mean 'bloodied', although it will soon be.
I am SO unlucky in these threads today...

 

[edman270]

i have keys that i dont even know what they open
jeg er paa roelven