The Item to your immediate right

MaxwellEdison

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To my right, an ottoman. Alright, that's pretty good. I'll just chuck it at them. Kinda soft though. Let's swivel over to my left... computer chord, deodorant, assorted history books.

Alright, it's cool, I'm pretty sure the chord would be good, just double it over and hit them with the heavy bit in the middle if they get to close, or at least, after I run out of ottomans. Of which I have one.

Can I skip over what's right next to me to get to the collection of heavy sticks next to the ottoman?
 

AvsJoe

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The first things to my right are my moccasins. The closest potential weapon on my right side is my fan.
 

chronicfc

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Nothing, but I could quickly reach for my mini baseball bat, rounder bat size, that my friend bought whilst in the US of A
 

Mandalore_15

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Sarpedon said:
The zombie apocalypse has just struck. The item to your right is now your weapon of choice. What is it? If there doesn't happen to be anything to your right, then use your left.

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

EDIT: I've seen some people call me out for "Fortunately" having a shotgun and katana to my right. Even if I'd chosen to go to the left, all I'd have to do is open the top left drawer of my desk and I'll have an 8.5 inch dagger and a swiss army knife...
So you're a psycho! Congratulations... I'm sure you posted this thread with the idea that you'd get a load of e-respect from game-obsessed teens from having a load of needless weapons in your room. You're not getting any from me.
 

Mannayz

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Hm. Lessee... A PS3 controller, a roll of duct-tape, three remotes, a half-drank liter bottle of birch beer, some candy, a DS charger, several papers, a box of crayons, and some tool used for making ethernet cables.

Why can't I ever have my trusty double-barrel shotgun with a flamethrower attachment in instances like this?
 

Sarpedon

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Mandalore_15 said:
Sarpedon said:
The zombie apocalypse has just struck. The item to your right is now your weapon of choice. What is it? If there doesn't happen to be anything to your right, then use your left.

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

EDIT: I've seen some people call me out for "Fortunately" having a shotgun and katana to my right. Even if I'd chosen to go to the left, all I'd have to do is open the top left drawer of my desk and I'll have an 8.5 inch dagger and a swiss army knife...
So you're a psycho! Congratulations... I'm sure you posted this thread with the idea that you'd get a load of e-respect from game-obsessed teens from having a load of needless weapons in your room. You're not getting any from me.
Yeah, I'm not a psycho. No more than any of the other people here with weapons in their room. I like to think I'm a collector, and the only place for my collection right now is in my room. And I posted this out of sheer, mind-numbing boredom.
 

funguy2121

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Sarpedon said:
The zombie apocalypse has just struck. The item to your right is now your weapon of choice. What is it? If there doesn't happen to be anything to your right, then use your left.

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

EDIT: I've seen some people call me out for "Fortunately" having a shotgun and katana to my right. Even if I'd chosen to go to the left, all I'd have to do is open the top left drawer of my desk and I'll have an 8.5 inch dagger and a swiss army knife...
Sex doll. I'm not gonna last very long.
 

teutonicman

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Doom-Slayer said:
Screwdriver, vodka and energy drink. Hmmmmmm...not very helpful.
I thought a screwdriver was orange juice and vodka? Anyway my wallet is to my right.
 

Mandalore_15

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Sarpedon said:
Mandalore_15 said:
Sarpedon said:
The zombie apocalypse has just struck. The item to your right is now your weapon of choice. What is it? If there doesn't happen to be anything to your right, then use your left.

Lucky Me, I have a Katana and a shotgun stuck between my desk and my entertainment center, to my right. No joke. xD

EDIT: I've seen some people call me out for "Fortunately" having a shotgun and katana to my right. Even if I'd chosen to go to the left, all I'd have to do is open the top left drawer of my desk and I'll have an 8.5 inch dagger and a swiss army knife...
So you're a psycho! Congratulations... I'm sure you posted this thread with the idea that you'd get a load of e-respect from game-obsessed teens from having a load of needless weapons in your room. You're not getting any from me.
Yeah, I'm not a psycho. No more than any of the other people here with weapons in their room. I like to think I'm a collector, and the only place for my collection right now is in my room. And I posted this out of sheer, mind-numbing boredom.
OK... so why weapons, out of all the completely innocuous things you could be collecting?
 

proctorninja2

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funguy2121 said:
Sex doll. I'm not gonna last very long.
hehehe not sure if u did that on purpose or not but its still funny

OT: well a small TV, xbox controller phone and a katana yeah im set for it since my house is mostly stairs with attached rooms
 

Adiona

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Erm to my immediate right *looks*

Empty pint glass, PS3 controller, my iPhone4, tv remote and 2 empty toffee crisp wrappers.

Though my left I have just about all my possessions boxed up because I'm moving in September so that would be a better side to grab something from as it includes a replica Sephiroth Murasame and an army knife (belonged to my ex before I kicked his ass out :p)