The Item to your immediate right

[Lord Watermelon]

Wonderful. Apparently fate has seen fit to arm me with a small woolen scotsman playing the bagpipes. That's super.

 

[Dalek Caan]

The case for a camera. I could blind the zombies with multiple flashes.

 

[nerfando]

A box-cutter.

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

A wooden chair with a wicker seat. It could have been worse.

 

[dbdanny]

raptor jesus

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Spoiler: My Leatherman Skeletool knife.

Could be worse.

 

[Aethren]

A small plastic bottle of water flavoured with some powdered energy drink mix from Wal-Mart that tastes like strawberry-kiwi. Ironically, it's in a Propel Zero bottle of, you guessed it, strawberry-kiwi flavour.

And wtf, this new Captcha sucks, bring back the old one!

 

[Gearran]

Huh, it's my dive knife.

 

[Ledan]

pygamas, a bedsheet, and a bed........................
not very useful at all.

 

[-Dragmire-]

hmmm, my secondary computer monitor, I keep my black iron machete in the next room over.

 

[dancinginfernal]

A plate with a taco.

Nom.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

There is only a wall, nothing there.

[HEADING=2]FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/HEADING]

 

[Assassin Xaero]

A lego robot... hmm... distraction maybe?

Side note:
What the fuck!? Seriously Escapist!? The captchas are now ads for windows phone that we have to listen to? Captchas were bad enough, but now you're forcing us to watch ads to even post half the time unless we pay you? I'm about to leave this site 'cause of this shit...

 

[Strixvaliano]

Well now, the zombies will have to fear me. I'm going to be beating the hell out of them with a Neverwinter Nights box (filled with the discs, cloth map, and booklets.)

 

[Angus565]

Right: My Ipod.
Left: A Towel.

...Let's fucking do this!
I would never go anywhere without my wonderful towel!

 

[No_Remainders]

... I either get my bed or my alarm clock....

Fuck.

 

[Artina89]

Mine is my phone, or my keys. I suppose I could call for help on my phone, and then thread my keys in between the spaces of my fingers just in case I have to hit one of the zombies, or I could get up and ensure that all my doors are locked and make sure I have enough food until help arrives.

 

[jpoon]

My Gerber camp knife, damn thing is sharp as hell and serrated so it cuts flesh like no ones business (this I know because I stupidly ninja grabbed it when it fell off my window sill).

 

[Kuroneko97]

To my right is...A REMOTE CONTROL!!!
To my left is...A CELL PHONE AND A CAN OF PEPSI!!!

I'm fucked.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

A door.

This will work.