The "Jokes & Funny stuff" Thread

[AngryBritishAce]

Got a favourite joke, or the link to a funny video? Share them here so everyone gets a laugh out of it!

Obviously, no harmful jokes.


OK!

Aweful joke (really aweful):

There were two pirate ships
One was painted Red
The other was painted blue
They both crash into eachover.
What happened to the crew?

THEY WERE MAROONED!!

 

[gabe12301]

Fox: fair and balanced.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI

Dubbed Rebecca Black 'Friday'

I'm sure many of you have seen it, if not check it out!

MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!

 

[Who Dares Wins]

Probably my favorite picture:

http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3728804-lg.jpg

I see it says jokes and videos, but this is funny so I don't care.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Here is are some videos from a new favorite youtube series, Catface:

Also, go here [http://homestarrunner.com/]. It has some of the funniest jokes you will find on the internet.

 

[drbarno]

I have one

Probably my favorite picture:

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http://gallery.photo.net/photo/3728804-lg.jpg

I see it says jokes and videos, but this is funny so I don't care.

That cat looks drunk. probably why I find it funny.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I love Dragon Age, but this made mo lol.

 

[Simple Bluff]

There's these two ambitious fellas who want to travel the world in a hot air balloon. However, they're blind as bats - the only way they can tell where they are is by sticking their arm out and feeling around.

So, they depart on their epic journey, and a few hours in they decide to check where they are. They reach out and find sand on their hands - so they reckon they must be over a desert or a beach or something.

After a couple more hours float by, they investigate again, only to find their arms are wet, so they reasonably deduce that they must be over a sea (or some such).

The third time they poke their arms out, their watches are missing. "Ah", one says to the other, "We must be in Limerick!".

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Here is are some videos from a new favorite youtube series, Catface:

Also, go here [http://homestarrunner.com/]. It has some of the funniest jokes you will find on the internet.

I love Cat Face. Homestarrunner.com hasn't made anything in YEARS! I feel like it's been so long since it has made anything.

 

[BreakfastMan]

I love Cat Face. Homestarrunner.com hasn't made anything in YEARS! I feel like it's been so long since it has made anything.

Oh, they had a Christmas special back in December. It was actually pretty good. I just wish they released the cartoons more often though...

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I love Cat Face. Homestarrunner.com hasn't made anything in YEARS! I feel like it's been so long since it has made anything.

Oh, they had a Christmas special back in December. It was actually pretty good. I just wish they released the cartoons more often though...

I know about that but on the home page itself, like where the random toon button is and those other buttons, fuck, when was the last Strong Bad email?

 

[Palademon]

This is always hilarious to post:
Also:

 

[BreakfastMan]

I love Cat Face. Homestarrunner.com hasn't made anything in YEARS! I feel like it's been so long since it has made anything.

Oh, they had a Christmas special back in December. It was actually pretty good. I just wish they released the cartoons more often though...

I know about that but on the home page itself, like where the random toon button is and those other buttons, fuck, when was the last Strong Bad email?

Oh, that was practically forever ago... I think it is now, what, 2 years without a new sbemail? It has been so long...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

That was awesome. Thank you for sharing that.

 

[Brandon237]

[url =http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#ht_7862wt_1139]Mint Green Ford Focus.[/url]
If there is nothing funny on the page, click the description. Make sure you pee before reading.

Spoiler: Not Twilight-fan friendly image