The Killer Rabbit

[the Tadman]

I make the rabbit talk blastphamy at god and soon enough, god smites the rabbit down with all his fury and rage!

Next Weapon: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!

 

[slevin8989]

I make the rabbit snd Leroy's clan become good buddies and then they decide to do a little breaking and entering to steal some loot they plan everything out when the rabbit is outside casing the joint Leroy storms in the rabbit chases him in only to get shot in the face by the homeowner

Next Weapon: a hug

 

[Neonbob]

I crush the rabbit in my manly grip.

Next weapon: A porta-potty.

 

[RedDiablo]

Lure the rabbit from it's warren and take it into the porta-potty. While it's in there, I flip it over, and then shove it's head down the toilet, and beat it repeatedly with the lid.

Next weapon: Poisoned carrot

 

[Neonbob]

I lure the rabbit out with a regular carrot, then beat it senseless with a stick, and force the poisoned one down it's throat.

Next weapon: A smiley face pin.

 

[the Tadman]

I knock the rabbit down and start stabbing his face repeatedly while drinking his blood

Next Weapon: A car engine

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I give the bunny the car engine and asks him to carry it for me...

To the sun...

Where I throw him in.

Next Weapon: (An easy one) Chuck Norris

 

[the Tadman]

"Hey chuck!" Chuck Norris comes over and well...you know the rest.

Next Weapon: Lint

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I build up a massive pile of lint and then stuff it down the bunny's throat. The bunny then choaks to death.

Next weapon: James Blunt CD

 

[mikecoulter]

Using stacked guitar amps to "blow it's mind".

Awesome.

 

[the Tadman]

I show the rabbit many awesome things one which is skydiving so he tried it, but i didn't give him a parachute...

Next Weapon: A box of tampons

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Tell him they'rea new type of carrots. He eats then and chokes on them or indigests them or something as a result.

Next weapon: Batman

 

[Neonbob]

I act like the rabbit is mugging me, and then batman comes along and kicks its ass seven ways, and when batman leaves, I curb stomp the rabbit.

Next Weapon: Piano.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I decide to play some Coldplay on piano to it. The rabbit willingly kills itself by the time we get to the song "Fix You".

Next Weapon: Communism

 

[Neonbob]

I create a communist state, and ignore the rabbit to death, letting it starve while me and my pals are well fed. And I shoot it in the foot for the sheer hell of it, too.

Next Weapon: Your toes.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I pour poison over my toes and let the rabbit nibble at them. He die as a result from poison.

Next Weapon: The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy

 

[Neonbob]

I tell it how to fly, and the rabbit tries it, only to fall to his death off a high cliff.

Next Weapon: Spike Strip.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I put the spike strip round it's neck and strangle it.

Next Weapon: Paul McCartney

 

[Neonbob]

I let him write another song and play it for the rabbit. I don't like his music much, if you couldn't tell.

Next Weapon: A drum kit.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I imitate Keith Moon on the who's performance on smother's brothers, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afjwxLXWQO4] line my bass drum with gun powder and blow it up in the bunny's face.

Next Weapon: Me