The Kings and Queens of the Internet

[zombiejoe]

Somtimes, when you join an online community, you want to become king/queen there. For example, if you join somthing like neverland or territory war, the main goal is to get points. But when you make a blog or a youtube account, your main goal is to get views. So what dose it take to get a good fanbase on the web. Mainly the escapist (yes, my takeover needs help). But it can be for any website, like youtube, or even habbo.

 

[Nincompoop]

Act like an asshat. People will pay attention.

Asshat? Peculiar term.

OT: Why would you want to do that? Your main goal isn't to get views or reputation. Your main goal is to have a place to go to, when times are tough, or a place to share your thoughts. And maybe, just maybe, find someone you care for. And maybe start getting acquainted a little more, only to have that f**king ***** screw me over!

Or something like that...

God I f**king hate my life.

 

[Deleted]

Yaoi and lots of it.

Or provide something nobody else does, a blog about your life is better than a blog about video game news they could get anywhere else.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, a good way to get view is to do something orginal, or stolen from someone else but make it louder and better. Get friend to see it and comment on it, who will hopefully tell their friends about it and so on.

Or put a link on 4chan and hope for the best

 

[Sassafrass]

Mainly the escapist (yes, my takeover needs help).

No, it doesn't.
This is my patch.

But it can be for any website, like youtube, or even habbo.

Youtube is easy, just go there and be the biggest knob head ever.

OT: Just stay quiet for a couple of years, then pounce when no-one is looking.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Why would you want to be big on Youtube, Those people like Fred. If you want to be big on a site, go and make one.

 

[Fenring]

God I hate the Territory Wars community, I played it a few times a couple years ago, I will never go back. I do want to rule Twitter. That's all I have my sights set on. i was doing pretty well on the Gearbox forums for a while.

 

[manaman]

Act like an asshat. People will pay attention.

Asshat? Peculiar term.

He stole it from me.

He also stole my dignity.

This site all you have to do is post a lot, and be goofy, weird, or strange. Bonus points if you hate America, organized religion, Activision, and carry a chip on your shoulder over something that never even happened to you.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Why would you want to be big on Youtube, Those people like Fred. If you want to be big on a site, go and make one.

And fred is a paid employee of youtube. It sort of takes the user-created content feel out of it and just shows they're a heartless money-grubbing facist machine.

*Cough* Sorry, teen angst flared up again. *Cough*

Act like an asshat. People will pay attention.

Asshat? Peculiar term.

He stole it from me.

He also stole my dignity.

This site all you have to do is post a lot, and be goofy, weird, or strange. Bonus points if you hate America, organized religion, Activision, and carry a chip on your shoulder over something that never even happened to you.

Incorrect, KOL has had it since it's start about 7 years ago?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Ur internet's R belonging to me!

..On a more serious note, be an original asshat. Or, be a magnificent bastard that no matter how much you want to strange him to death with his post count, you want to love him even more in the end.

That is all.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Queen: Boxxy

King: Moot

and that's of the whole internet.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

One advice I would give is to have a proper username.

"ipwn00bz96" isn't gonna cut it.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mainly the escapist (yes, my takeover needs help).

No, it doesn't.
This is my patch.

The problem with being the Alpha Poster on the Escapist is that there have been about 20 before the year 2008, and now there are literally hundreds that are convinced they already are. Which does include yourself, and probably the moderators.
Archon is the only one entitled, and it seems he could care less.

 

[mistermessiah]

do a barrel roll

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Have a cute face
Make a Gaia Account
Talk about it on youtube
Someone posts your video on /b/
You're a queen
Civil war in which retards DDoS their own site and then they hack your accounts for personal information
Retards from /b/ get you address and go skulking around your neighborhood in RL and talk to some guy in the same yearbook page as you who says he fucked you whether it was true or not.
Some morons make a fan video with Regina Spektor music in the background.
Listen to all of /b/ rage, whatever side of the issue they may be on and now you can never show your face on the internet.

+10 internets and -20 having a life to anyone who gets the reference.

EDIT:And for Habbo, just perform a successful swastiget or shut down more than one room at once.

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

Posting nudes on The Escapist will give you Legendary status.

 

[Fire Daemon]

Somtimes, when you join an online community, you want to become king/queen there.

Who the hell does that? Looking for supreme popularity on the Internet is fairly fucking pathetic and speaks greatly of your self esteem issues. If you're going to create and upload content or just hang around on a forum you should do it because you enjoy it, not because you want people to know your face.

 

[Spaghetti]

Well, It appears that producing similar views to the Glen Beck gets you a lot of coverage in America. Fox seems to want to cover anyone that can shout "Obama is Hitler" loud enough..Oh wait, fluffybacon already beat me to this idea:

Act like an asshat. People will pay attention.