The Ladies Room

[KhaineII]

So, you all went to Middle School (I'd hope), and therefore you've probably all heard the stories from your female classmates:

"Our bathroom has a couch, TV, and coffee bar in the back..."

She was dead serious when telling me this. And I, being the young six year old lad I was, believed the shit out of her.

Discuss: I'm guessing you all heard the stories about the utopia that was the ladies room in Middle School. Share them. The more bizarre, the better.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

All I heard as a little boy was that the ladies rooms all had couches in them...
[small]...as well as a broom closet that leads to Narnia...[/small]

 

[Pimppeter2]

I was more interested in the Ladies Locker room as a kid

But hey, I don't judge

 

[Aqualung]

Well, I'm a girl, therefore I frequently visit The Ladies Room.

...Where all of your wildest dreams can come true...

 

[JanatUrlich]

Trust me, the ladies room is fucking fantastic and you will never see it

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I only believe one thing. The ladies room is clean and probably has a window. Men's bathrooms are filthy and are always in a putrid basement.

 

[KhaineII]

...Where all of your wildest dreams can come true...

Trust me, the ladies room is fucking fantastic and you will never see it

Damn yooouuuuuuuu alllllllllllll! My six year old self would have totally bought into that shit... and now that he knows the truth, he is crushed...

 

[rokkolpo]

when i was 7 i was teasing a group of 12 year old girls.

so they thought it would be funny to pick me up and push me in the girls room.
ahh good times.i didn't have a chance against 6 girls.

it wasn't funny then, but sure is now.

so i've seen the girls room pretty up close.

 

[AkJay]

Well, I'm a girl, therefore I frequently visit The Ladies Room.

...Where all of your wildest dreams can come true...

Reeeeeaaally?

 

[Hybrid Sight]

I've heard all of the stories about the Girl's restroom. However when I was like 8, we went on a class field trip to a concert hall. The men's restroom had carpet and a big comfy chair. I immediately ran out and said "HA! our bathroom is better!" to some poor girl in my class. It was really hilarious now that I look back on it.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I shat bricks on prom night where i was drunk as fuck and needing a piss (like, BADLY) i ran in the nearest bathroom which happened to be th eladies. I shat bricks when i seen a fountain in the center of the room surrounded by emerald green tiles, mirros with gold frames and a fucking chandaler..

Of course this was in a big fancy posh place, but still. DAMN! I always wondered if the guys looked like that..

[sub]I also got caught lawl[/sub]

 

[Frequen-Z]

I remember playing Enter the Matrix, part of one of the levels had toilets, the male ones were all normal, and I dared venture into the female toilets and discovered it did indeed have a sofa in there!

God damn I was so confused.

 

[SkullCap]

Here is an artist's rendition.

http://www.jigsaw-puzzle-club.co.uk/Jigsaws/17047%20Fantasy%20World.jpg

 

[sanomaton]

when i was 7 i was teasing a group of 12 year old girls.

so they thought it would be funny to pick me up and push me in the girls room.
ahh good times.i didn't have a chance against 6 girls.

it wasn't funny then, but sure is now.

so i've seen the girls room pretty up close.

However you shall not speak of it to any man you encounter or the consequences will be earth shattering...

Why yes, the ladies room really are fine. And what would you do without a soda machine in the ladies room!

 

[zombiejoe]

My theory on the girl bathroom experience. Told by a small lad named Esek.(made up the name)
I traveled through the bathroom door, my feeling not a bore. I saw the medow and the trees, and the dolls and the fleas. The ladies cheered and sang aloud, as I snuck into the crowed. A picture of the 'cutitist boy,' as they played with a toy. But I was seen, and me not being girly, they put me in the toilet and gave me a swurly."
Sorry, don't report me for that. But I guess the only legands I have heard from this place are from dexter's labratory.

 

[wordsmith]

Here is an artist's rendition.

http://www.jigsaw-puzzle-club.co.uk/Jigsaws/17047%20Fantasy%20World.jpg

This is all well and good, but where the hell are the toilets?

 

[Trivun]

While we're on the subject of bathrooms, I went to the Cardiff Hard Rock Cafe with my parents and younger brother a couple of years ago (we were there checking out the university, as I'd had an offer from them - it was pretty shit). Anyway, my brother went to the toilet and when he came back he said, as a joke, that it had Elton John's piano in there. You know, they stick all the rock and roll relics in each Hard Rock Cafe? My brother tried getting us to believe that the Cardiff HRC men's bathroom had Elton John's piano. Well, none of us believed him, though he maintains otherwise. But it's become a running inside joke in our family now, every time we go to a Hard Rock Cafe (we've been to a few in the UK, plus the Orlando one in Florida), we always bring it up and it's an inside joke with us all. Elton John's piano - if only...

 

[El Poncho]

No rumours like that here in Scotland, but if I was told that when I was a kid I would of believed it and then complained

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Here is an artist's rendition.

http://www.jigsaw-puzzle-club.co.uk/Jigsaws/17047%20Fantasy%20World.jpg

This is all well and good, but where the hell are the toilets?

My thoughts exactly. It's for peeing, why would they need a unicorn?

 

[rokkolpo]

Here is an artist's rendition.

http://www.jigsaw-puzzle-club.co.uk/Jigsaws/17047%20Fantasy%20World.jpg

This is all well and good, but where the hell are the toilets?

you don't wanna know *sniff*