The last boss you fought in a video game is your new boss at work...
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The last boss I fought was the naughty dragon leader from Skyrim. As I work night shifts in a 24 hour library, this kind of fits better than I'm comfortable with.
I prefer the idea of him trying to fit into an office or something. Sitting atop a library seems too consistent with the dragon myth, and likely to bake my noodle at 5am.
I prefer the idea of him trying to fit into an office or something. Sitting atop a library seems too consistent with the dragon myth, and likely to bake my noodle at 5am.
Huh. The Archdemon, of DA:O fame. Lovely. He's gonna be a bit cramped, in the lab. Might be useful near the furnaces, though.
The final boss from Skyward Sword:
Demise.
Somehow I find it hard to imagine Demise of all people being in charge of an organization that gives out donated food to people less fortunate than I am.
Somehow I find it hard to imagine Demise of all people being in charge of an organization that gives out donated food to people less fortunate than I am.
Alduin. I don't think that would work out. I think he would just eat me. Though having a Dragon as a boss would be kind of cool, as long as they didn't kill me.
Also, I don't think Alduin could even fit inside a Gamestop. Those stores are surely smaller than a dragon.
Also, I don't think Alduin could even fit inside a Gamestop. Those stores are surely smaller than a dragon.
My job would be a ton more interesting and either offbeat or just in a weird time signature that I don't quite understand.
I played The World Ends With You. But I just started recently and haven't made it to the first boss.
Ok then... 9 Hours 9 Person 9 Doors. No bosses there...
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3... well I never played Arcade Mode, so I guess I'm not working for Galactus...
Skyward Sword. Just beat it last week, and started Hero Mode. So my new boss is... Ghirahim.
.........oh dear. Thankfully, I'm unemployed, and will not be considered a "full-time student" until January.
Ok then... 9 Hours 9 Person 9 Doors. No bosses there...
Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3... well I never played Arcade Mode, so I guess I'm not working for Galactus...
Skyward Sword. Just beat it last week, and started Hero Mode. So my new boss is... Ghirahim.
.........oh dear. Thankfully, I'm unemployed, and will not be considered a "full-time student" until January.
A battlelord as my boss? Well, at least he will treat me better than some of my other bosses, and at least I will be more legally justified in wanting to pull out a devastator on him.
Okay, so it would seem my new boss's every attempt to communicate with me will result in me first losing my mind and then dying from cerebral failure. I may have to have a word with HR about this.
I'm a freelance writer, I have no boss. I do go to school though, so I guess I can substitute principal for boss. Um, this:
Oh, god...
Oh, god...
Ok, I just did that boss endurance in Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword and the random order of the fights makes it so that it could go in multiple directions.
Btw, I work at a dining hall in a college. Ghirahim would probably attempt to kill me with a knife or by sticking my arms in the food grinder. (I'll be quitting now.)
Btw, I work at a dining hall in a college. Ghirahim would probably attempt to kill me with a knife or by sticking my arms in the food grinder. (I'll be quitting now.)
It seems the Dean of Academics (I'm a student) is now...
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/d/d1/Humanreaper.jpg
...this little bucket of giggles.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/d/d1/Humanreaper.jpg
...this little bucket of giggles.
Seeth the Scaleless? Aw man, my coworkers and I are gonna get turned into crystal zombies...laaame.
Dr. Proton? A cyborg spider-monkey man with no shirt working at a movie theater? Completely illogical, yet totally predictable.