The Last Broadcast...

[Fniff]

Zombies are taking over. The entire world is dying. You managed to take over the only news station that is still broadcasting.

You are still live. You have 3 minutes until the broadcast, possibly the last in history, becomes Dead Air.

What do you do, or say?

I'd say "Well, we are all going to die. I'd just like to broadcast my favorite song." I'd then put on Somewhere beyond the sea. During the last few seconds, I'd put on my fedora and say "Good night and good luck, humanity.".

Classy way to go out, eh?

 

[AvsJoe]

...ing's still working? Hey I'm on the air! Helllloooooo!!! Oh, it says I have 2 minutes and fourty two, one, fourty seconds before I lose power so I'll uhh... I'll make the best of it. Umm... hi guys? Bet you wish you'd have stuck to your zombie plan, eh? Well, I didn't either so I'm probably screwed. Hey, this is kinda reminding me of Pontypool; a great little Canadian zombie film about a DeeJay and his crew stuck inside of a radio station while zombies are attacking outside. It was okay. It got weird when they realized that [I would spoil the movie On Air but I won't here] was causing the zombies to attack. Oh, 90 seconds. Umm... how about some, uhh... some music? Uhh... [singing] I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key. Now that we've moved something something I think that you and me. Should stop our gala-something and will you marry me? 'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I give you the key... [/singing] 48 seconds left. Umm... uhh... I don't know what to say. I hope I survive I guess. And I hope that these zombies go away. Uhh... [imitates Ralph Wiggum] Go Banana! [/Ralph] That is all in 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, aaaaand...

[dead air]