The last enemy you killed has now told you that it/he/she loves you. So who is it?

[Plank of Wood]

A tank from L4d.

Oh lordy.

 

[karloss01]

Asari Commando? OH LORDY YES SATAN!

 

[Dana22]

How she/he/it can tell me she/he/it loves me if I have killed her/him/it already...

 

[Evilsanta]

Yes! Lucky! The angel Joy from Bayonetta. I certainly won't mind.

 

[savandicus]

Thatssss a nicessss everythingsss you'vess gotsss there. Sssshame if ssssomething weresss to happensss to itsss.

And then it hugs me because it loves me, and i cry for the 0.1 seconds i have left to live.

Damn you creepers, damn you.

 

[natster43]

Another Random Renaissance Guard in Assassins Creed 2. I really need to beat that game soon.

 

[Killfire]

Crawmerax the Invincible... Great...

 

[Gutkrusha]

The Assassin on Monday Night Combat. Sexy.

 

[Jet_02]

Ashe and miss fortune from league of legends (Doubble kills FTW) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I can more than live with that.

 

[ABLb0y]

a random soldier from Final Fantasy 13.

 

[kevinsux909]

A random Caeser's Legion recruit from Fallout: NV
No thank you

 

[ManicMedic]

A turrent loves me..... Unusual...

No so strange, the turrets in portal are quite loving... until you step into the open.

 

[Petrified Penguin]

A Covenant Elite...... We can make it work!

 

[sunburst]

A Covenant Elite...... We can make it work!

Honk Chicka Honk Honk

I believe the last person I killed was a hellequin. Til death do us part (in around 2 minutes).

 

[Vrex360]

Great, the last thing I killed was a lady Spartan in Halo: Reach matchmaking.... and I'm an elite. I don't know if our parents would approve.

 

[RelexCryo]

Some random Chimera from the final level of Resistance 2.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

well i killed a roman guard in brotherhood last...
oh dear lord....someone save me O_O

 

[Shock and Awe]

Some Borgia guard from Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. I'd introduce his ass to semiautomatic pistols if he didn't leave.

 

[Siris]

Sorry Heavy Weapons Guy, but you aren't my type