hmm, it would be: ich bin ein ganz besonderer mann, by Knorkator
text goes about a guy, who learnd to eat not with his mouth but the other side and fighting with acceptance in society which ultimatly leads to him wearing his pants around his arms and his shirt around his legs.
loose translation of various parts of the text goes like this:
... before soups finished,
i didnt have hunger, so i tried a trick, forcing it into my an..us
i liked it
so i reasoned that i got some taste buds
in my butt
i am a very special man, who can eat with his butt
i eat fish i eat chicken
i just need to put it inside me
and i evolved to a real backwardseatinggourmet (sounjds much better in german)
and my body went along
i was able to bite of a carrot and other hard stuff
like apples and turnip
all said i just have to sit on a plate
which comes handy not to injure myself with knife and fork
i am a very special man, who can eat with his butt
i eat egg, i eat cabbage
i feel good, i like it
but this kind of metabolism made the mouth to the organ of excretion
and the foul smell of my mouth was embarassing,
so i began to change my clothes head down
for example my shirt around my legs
and my pants around my arms
and walking on my hands was easier than i thought
and especially it looks good and nobody notices it
or did you?
i am a very special man, who can eat with his butt
it is probably not normal
but tastes better than oral
i eat fruit i eat cake
i eat Agaricus and steak
the downside is, that the shit comes out in front
comes out in front
so thats it, would be a weird funeral, anyway, lyrics are after KNORKATOR, which is a hmm, very weird german heavy metal band and if get banned i´ll eat it