I either want to be cremated or buried with my arse sticking up in the air so people can kiss it.
During the funeral I want the songs I'm Still Standing, Living in a Box, Light my Fire, Alive and Kicking, Tubthumping and Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.
People must wear floral pattern shirts and bermuda shorts so my lingering spirit can laugh at how foolish people look.
I want to be burned/burried with my Queen albums .... music in hell may be shit so i'm taking my own.
And I want the wake buffet to consist of spicy food because my uncle Ians wife hates spicy food and it makes her choke and I really dislike her...... choke *****.