The last thing killed, or that you beat, in a game is now right next to you.

[bigfatcarp93]

Random, nameless Spartan from Reach multiplayer. Hoorah.

 

[Blarkuntvhite]

An entire family of Tetris blocks...
I didn't mean to do it... I was running on my gaming instincts... I just needed those points so bad, man!

Oh God, what have I done?!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I beat a couple of people playing as my favourite team on FIFA 12 Pro Clubs, I'd apologize and probably buy a season ticket.

 

[Lev The Red]

a cowering riverboat passenger in Hitman Blood Money. i think i'll be fine.

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

well, im in a room with a charger from left 4 dead 2. quick, their weakness is objects in the way, as they cannot plow through a trash can or table! time to build a wall with all of my stuff.

 

[Weentastic]

Taiidan Mothership. Oops, I brought back a giant relic from the past (pun intended). The good news is that I'm probably too small to notice. The bad news is that the entire neighborhood is crushed.

 

[Mistilteinn]

A Mettaur...I'm not worried. They can only shoot in one direction and hide under their hardhats.

 

[Dragonclaw]

hmmm....well I know martial arts...and she IS easy on the eyes if she's dressed like that...

 

[Redingold]

The last thing I killed was a Broodmother in Dragon Age.

Excuse me while I go and throw up.

 

[DaKiller]

Pyro...fffffffffffuck

just...fuck

 

[Nuuu]

That would be Harley Quinn... i'm not sure if i'd be fine or dead, hard to say, she's a bit unpredictable in her mourning.

 

[maconlon439]

I just finished the game Gray Matter by Jane Jenson, so I'd run a search on my computer for Fairy gifs in order to distract Angela, while filling a pot of water to splash her with so she can't start any fires with her mind.

 

[Lancer873]

A wooden block from Blocks that Matter, or an orange virtual dustball from Dustforce, depending on how you define "beat."
... I'm keeping that.

 

[Ruedyn]

SIE from Alpha Protocal. I could just be a dick, I might even get to sleep with her.

 

[esperandote]

Zangief, but he's not a bad guy

 

[karcentric]

I killed a pig on minecraft last.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

An Orion starship? How the hell does that thing fit in my apartment?

 

[Ninjat_126]

Well, yeah. But at least he'd be honest and upfront about it.

Haha, he wasn't honest, he was just obvious. Dat creepy chuckle.

He doesn't lie though. He even tells you what spoilery thing he's about to do.

 

[deline19]

Why hello there Crawmerax the Invincible, and thank you for not only killing me but my entire city, because it looked at you funny.

 

[Jandau]

An army of Muslims. Moors, to be precise. They seem kinda miffed about all the holy wars I, as the Emperor of Brittania, waged against them recently, but it was all fun and games when they were driving the Christians out of Spain. What goes around comes around, I suppose...

The game is Crusader Kings 2, just for the record...