The last thing I watched - or more like suffered through - before leaving was the prequel(?) to the latest Fate series, Fate Strange Fake. According to the host the series was supposed to be accessible to people without knowledge of the larger series, which to my understanding is one of the deepest lore black holes on the planet on par with franchises like Warhammer 40k. If the intent was to make it accessible, calling it an abysmal failure would still be too kind. It brought back every frustration I had with my previous attempt with Fate, which was five episodes of Fate: Zero back around the time when dinosaurs roamed the earth. To call the narrative incomprehensible and the storytelling inept would both be understatements: I can hardly even call it storytelling. It felt more like being recited an 800-page RPG rules manual out loud. There was hardly a single line of dialogue that wasn't some sort of exposition: endless yapping about the world mechanics, the various factions involved, and the backstories of the zillion different characters. But not, you know, any sort of attempt to explain what exactly the Holy Grail is in this context. Or a single reason to give a single shit about anyone.
It was the epitome of what I personally call "nerd-wank": things happen, but without any grounding or context everything just becomes hollow spectacle. Characters say things out loud in dramatic tones to signal that what they've said carries huge significance, but because I neither have an idea of who anyone is nor what anything means, they might as well have been making fart noises for all it mattered. At the end two characters spouted more exposition at each other amidst explosions and particle effects, and I was bored out of my skull. What's even more frustrating that less exposition would actually have made it more comprehensible, because the concepts involved are ultimately not that complex: a tournament involving mythical figures is about to begin, and various factions are using rituals and artefacts to summon their respective champions to the fight. That's really the gist. But the show just kept blabbering on about mechanical minutia, items and pointless detail in favor of giving me anything to engage with. How anyone is supposed to get into this garbage let alone enjoy it will likely elude me for the rest of my days.