The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[The Pinray]

I have to fight a pizza with hot wings?! This sounds too good to be true!

 

[Aabglov]

What kind of situation is this? Is it a huge sentient version of what I ate or is it just the last thing I ate with the ability to move and the drive to want me dead? If so, why can't I just eat it again?

 

[someguyfromhell666]

Oh, no! My Cheerios are attacking me! I'll never be able to fend them off with my much larger banana! /sarcasm (Please don't think anything of that other than the literal definition. If you even think of turning this into a dirty joke, I will vaporize you with the almighty power of the Internet.)

 

[Dango]

I'm being attacked by Spongebob themed Macaroni and Cheese.

And all I have to defend myself is two slices of bread, oh no!

Also, this is one of my favorite threads of recent memory.

 

[walrusaurus]

Chicken sandwich of death! and i'm fighting it with a taco... suppose i could snap it in half and stab the chicken with the razor sharp corners, always seems to do a pretty good number on my mouth.

 

[Nexus4]

How does a cashew defend itself?

 

[walrusaurus]

A carrot salad is attacking me? time to dip that in more honey and dijon, and eat it!

also what on earth is a carrot salad?

EDIT: I just googled it, thats revolting. Its grated carrots mixed with raisins, nuts, citrus, and mayonnaise. *shudder*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

So I'm being attacked by a Babybel cheese thing? Okay...... Om-nom nom!

 

[Cogwheel]

I, uh...

I can't actually remember. Thanks for reminding me I haven't eaten in about two days, all the same.

I know how it feels, having gone several days without eating. I don't suppose you remember what you ate last? Think of battling the last meal you ate as a metaphor for going without food...

Edit: oh wait, I'm stupid, you said you don't remember...

Look at it this way: I fight nothing and therefore win by default.

Conveniently, this is the only sort of meal that works for pacifists like me. Yaaaay.

 

[PancakesSUCKTHEYDO]

My next door neighbor......

Kidding aside it was some Pizza..
I think ill run out on this one...It wasa bad Pizza.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ahh white macaroni have at thee. You shant have victory this day. Though tomorrow no one knows the outcome.

 

[ajh93]

Pita chips...

*grabs the salt and hummus*

 

[tobuji]

if am fighting agaist: a stick of gum, Orange creme pop flavor. my weapon: half a bag of pre-poped butter flavor popcorn.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

All hail the flying spaghetti monster! (my weapon is praise).

 

[Rpground]

oh no stick of gum how will i ever defe-nom...that was easy xD

 

[Wilko316]

HOLY FUCK A GIANT ICED FINGER BUN!!!
I'd eat it to death.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Alfalfa monster, the horror, the horror!

My defense is cattle, yesterday was bratwurst day.

 

[sumanoskae]

I'm fighting a Rubin, I'd just eat it, I could use another.

 

[Fishehh]

Oh god! A small "Airplane Bun" from Safeway is attacking me and the only thing I have to defend myself with is.. enough ice cubes to fill a 16.oz cup.. I'll just eat the bun again, it was delicious.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'm going to fight Chocolate with..Popcorn?!

.....can't I just eat them both?