The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[XIGBARx13]

Well, the last thing I ate was a pack of Milanos, and the last thing before that was a bag of popcorn. I like my odds, since the popcorn clearly outnumbers the one pack of Milanos.

 

[Zeraki]

That's the angriest General Tso's Chicken I've ever seen!

 

[djs.specs]

A kangaroo. Oh sh-

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/boxing-kangaroo-turns-on-phyllis-johnson-at-charleville/story-e6frfku0-1226101756959

 

[brunothepig]

I'm being attacked by half a cup of noodles (I'm still eating it) and I have cheesecake to defend myself.... I don't even need the cheesecake. Wait, do I have the knife and fork I had with my cheesecake?

 

[l3o2828]

I am being attacked by Cow meat, and i would defend with...........Coffe?

 

[game-lover]

I ate a baked chicken thigh in gravy and white rice, also in gravy.

My defense is beef flavored Ramen noodles...

How very entertaining.

 

[proctorninja2]

im getting attacked by generic brand Cheetos, its like generic henchmen but crunchier

 

[Carbonyl]

The last thing I ate was chocolate. I would use a hair dryer and my own body heat. I would melt it and devour its body.

 

[Garchomp445]

I ate three things simultaneously. Chocolate chips, vanilla ice-cream, chocolate vanilla iced sandwich cookies.
Ic-crm: Ice-cream
Chc chp: Chocolate chips
Gnrc oreos: Generic oreos
Ic-crm vs. Chc chp: I suppose I could trap the chocolate chips in the icecream, then let my dogs lick up the mess?
Ic-crm vs Gnrc oreos: Again, dogs.
Actaully, for all if these combinations, I would just sic my dogs on them... So making all those fancy shortened names was totally pointless...

 

[TheNaut131]

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I-I can't fight it, it's so damn epic.

I love how your avatar is looking right at candy!

OT: I have to fight a ham and grilled cheese sandwich and fries with Cinnimon Toast Crunch...
HAVE AT THEE! TASTE THE CINNAMON AND SUGAR IN EVERY BITE!

 

[Omega Pirate]

Ice Cream is attacking me. What a tasty enemy. Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom, I win.

 

[zehydra]

Granola bars???


THE GRANOLA IS SEEPING INTO MY BRAIN GESGIHRJLK


there is no defense

 

[Tselis]

I am battling a Chocolate-Chocolate Chip cookie with another Chocolate-Chocolate Chip cookie. Perfect Spear against Perfect Shield. I think I'll eat the winner.

 

[Cleo Cowdrey]

My attacker: A slice of banana loaf and butter.

My defense: Cruskits.

I think I'd be in for a hard battle.

 

[FalloutJack]

So, is THAT why I get indigestion?

OT: Well, that's one murderous cheese sandwich I've got there, and these Ritz Bits aren't gonna help much. But then, exactly how lethal is a cheese sandwich when I'm not even lactose intolerant?

 

[Corax_1990]

A Pizza is attacking me? I SHALL DEFEAT IT WITH MY MIGHTY FOOTLONG! (Subway sandwich that is).

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

I am attacking the vicious apple with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I think I got this

 

[Lenoh]

A wild ENGLISH MUFFINS appeared!

Go, SOUR CANDY STRIPS!

 

[AngelBlackChaos]

Lets see here....last thing i ate....half an apple. Thing before that...whole loaf of french bread.

This is gonna be an easy fight. XD

 

[Sixties Spidey]

A massive pickle, and I have to fight it with turkey sausage.

This is going to be the most perverse duel ever.