The last thing you want to hear _______ say is ___________.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The last thing you want to hear your doctor say is: "I'm fresh out of rubber gloves, so my big meaty paw's going commando!"

 

[Rabbitboy]

The last thing I want the Burly man I meet in the prison shower say is: "You better not drop that soap or we will have some fun times. *wink*wink*"

 

[Barbas]

The last thing I want to hear out of those recruits' filthy sewers is "AURGLHLILIWIBBLEBURGLAGH" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMPpnCvCZvw].

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The last thing you want to hear your blind date say is: "you distract the waiter while I stuff my bra with sweet and low."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

The last thing you want to hear your proctologist say is "What happened to my wedding ring?".

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The last thing you want to hear your gynocologist say is "where the heck did my watch go?"

 

[me.vicky]

The last thing you want to hear Vegeta say about Goku's power level is, "IT'S OVER 9000!"

 

[Barbas]

The last thing you want to hear Willem Dafoe say is this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VWz82sBvc].

 

[me.vicky]

The last thing you want to hear the guy on top of you in bed say is, "Happy birthday, Grandma!"

 

[Barbas]

The last thing you want to hear a recruit say is "Oh, I think I threw the wrong part."

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The last thing you want to hear your male blind date say is: "gee, I have only known you ten minutes and I already want to erect a shrine to made out of soap in the dark corner of my basement."